Sorry but there's no such thing as a free lunch.
I once got a free lunch in Spain cos my friend had helped the restauranteur decorate his bar.
I do love fudge. Why don't Cadburys flavour their Fudge Fingers?
Cadburys Mint Fudge would be lovely. Dark Chocolate Fudge would be good too.
I once got a free lunch in exchange for a blow job.