The 5 o'clock news on Radio five live, which I think is one of the biggest bulletins of the day.
The first story. A live press statement from some Russian guy about Harry Redknapp moving back to Portsmouth.
The second story. A statement by a leading Muslim cleric calling for the release of British hostage et al who might well be murdered (butchered) in two days.
Sorry, if I'm being old fashioned but that stinks!