I'm sorry, but that's just wrong. For starters, there are only two things I know vicars are actually good for, and making me nervous is one of them. Now as for the fruitcake, well, I hear they prefer plain tarts.
So that's a "No to All", and I guess I'm gonna have to settle for the occasional benefits of liberal sex for the time being.
But hey, maybe you can ask bounty hunter to do one of yours. I'm sure he'll be just as thrilled.
