Author Topic: Kylie Minogue (Read 4392 times)

smurfboy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2005, 02:33:59 pm »

It's the same with me. I couldn't get Catherine Zeta Jones off the phone last night, she doesn't half go on. I told her, 'look, if you will marry an old codger you have to be prepared to wipe the odd arse!'

chocolate chick · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2005, 05:14:41 pm »

I know what you mean, when David Beckham came to pick me up last night,
he complained about not having seen me for a while. I said well thats
what happens when you to Spain to play your football and leave me in
Bexleyheath

loulou · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2005, 07:05:20 pm »

Well I just got back in and my feet are killing me . Madonna really knows how to shoe shop. I told her I can't shop with her next week as I have already arranged to go and look at some wedding dresses with Jordan and then the week after I'm helping Gary Rhodes in his kitchen. He needs a helping hand with his puddings.

smurfboy · « **Reply #19 on:** May 06, 2005, 02:27:43 pm »

Tess Daly is an absolute sweetie though. Shame she has to drag that mop-headed husband of hers to all my soirees. He pisses on the toilet seat. And don't get me started on what June Sarpong did in my sink!

« **Reply #20 on:** May 06, 2005, 02:29:27 pm »

Sod that! Crikey can the pope drink!!!!

loulou · « **Reply #21 on:** May 06, 2005, 03:46:51 pm »

I do wish Jennifer Lopez would stop calling in to borrow clothes.

smurfboy · « **Reply #22 on:** May 06, 2005, 05:23:24 pm »

Do you have a guitar-shaped bottom too?

loulou · « **Reply #23 on:** May 06, 2005, 09:36:17 pm »

You can rest your pint on my bum.

« **Reply #24 on:** May 06, 2005, 09:39:10 pm »

What about on your head. It needs somewhere to sit when.....you know what.

loulou · « **Reply #25 on:** May 06, 2005, 09:40:24 pm »

Hey if I could balance that well I'd join the circus.

« **Reply #26 on:** May 06, 2005, 09:42:16 pm »

and gobble all the midget gems?

loulou · « **Reply #27 on:** May 06, 2005, 09:42:48 pm »

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Author Topic: Kylie Minogue (Read 4392 times)