I have had some incredibly weird dreams over the years - but these have to come amongst the top ones:
1) Two of my schoolfriends have a fight and one is killed. To cover up for our classmate, a group of us try and flush the corpse down a toilet! This was in my schooldays by the way - what does that say about my childhood?
2) I'm in an American Danielle Steele type TV movie and my family are falling apart because my sister's baby has died. Then I have to go and find some diamonds (!) to save my father from being imprisoned due to dodgy business practice - and by this time it's not the movie people anymore, but my real family - and I'm pretty sure I'm now Dennis from Eastenders?!?!? This was such a vivid dream and went on for so long that it actually felt like I'd acted in this film!
I know I have more but I can't think at the moment - and those are probably disturbing enough!