New range - 'Revolting Creations'

[oldspice]

Following on from the debate about Cadbury's Cola, Pretzel and Honeycomb Bar and the subsequent discovery of a bar by another company shot through with cheese and onion crisps,  I am proud to announce:

Oldspice's Revolting Creations - a delicate range of chocolate bars that combine creamy confection with your favourite, tradition dishes. First two bars off the production line are:

All Day Breakfast - scrambled egg, sausage pieces and bacon bits enrobed in smooth, creamy chocolate. What a start to the day!

Sunday Roast - not one but THREE types of roast meat chunks (lamb, chicken and pork, mini Yorkshire puddings and cheesy cauliflower smothered in a dark and milk chocolate combination. Invite the family for a Sunday feast without the cooking fuss!

[smurfboy]

Ooh, I like.

The Healthy Choice - Rocket, cos lettuce and low fat coleslaw, all smothered in high-antioxidant dark chocolate. The tasty treat with the built-in immune system boost.

[Dr Zoidberg]

Following on from the debate about Cadbury's Cola, Pretzel and Honeycomb Bar and the subsequent discovery of a bar by another company shot through with cheese and onion crisps,  I am proud to announce:

Oldspice's Revolting Creations - a delicate range of chocolate bars that combine creamy confection with your favourite, tradition dishes. First two bars off the production line are:

All Day Breakfast - scrambled egg, sausage pieces and bacon bits enrobed in smooth, creamy chocolate. What a start to the day!

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon-truffle-collection/Chocolate_Bacon_Truffle_Collection

The egg is a bit trickier! 

[wjp666]

Two words... CRUNCHY FROG.

[Rainbow]

Chocolate covered Spaghetti O's. Lovely pasta rings covered in tomato sauce and oven crisped, then covered in rich milk chocolate. Comes in regular and extra large packs so you can share this experience with your friends... (if you want to).

[drterror_6_6_6]

That sausage in the Jimmy Dean monstrosity above is derived from pink slime! Enjoy!!!

And, for your added enjoyment, here's the ingredients list for the Jimmy Dean Pancake And Sausage On A Stick Blueberry, which, incidentally, doesn't actually have any real blueberries in it!!!

INGREDIENTS: PANCAKE BATTER: ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), WATER, SUGAR, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORED BLUEBERRY BITS (INVERT SUGAR, SUGAR, WATER, WHEAT FLOUR [BLEACHED, NIACIN, IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID], ALGIN, POTASSIUM SORBATE [AS A PRESERVATIVE], ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, FD & C RED DYE NO. 3 AND FD & C BLUE DYE NO. 1), CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: SOYBEAN OIL, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SALT, DEXTROSE, LEAVENING (SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, SODIUM BICARBONATE), DRIED EGG YOLK, SOY LECITHIN, NONFAT DRY MILK. COOKED IN VEGETABLE OIL (CONTAINS ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: CORN OIL, COTTONSEED OIL, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL). FULLY COOKED MAPLE SAUSAGE LINK MADE WITH PORK & TURKEY, BHT & CITRIC ACID ADDED TO HELP PROTECT FLAVOR: PORK, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED TURKEY, WATER, SUGAR, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SODIUM LACTATE, SALT, DEXTROSE, SODIUM PHOSPHATES, SPICES, NATURAL & ARTIFICIAL MAPLE FLAVOR (WITH MALTODEXTRIN, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, CARAMEL COLOR, DEXTROSE, MAPLE SYRUP), MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, SODIUM DIACETATE, NATURAL FLAVORINGS, BHT, CITRIC ACID.

Yum, I can almost taste the goodness!!!

[wjp666]

Mmm... mechanically separated turkey... drooooool...