The Amazon 1-Star Game

[drterror666]

That was hilarious!!!

[drterror666]

Film: Easy Rider

Review:

What can you say about this movie? Smug, pretentious, conceited and as pointless as it is worthless. Dennis Hopper should never ever be allowed near a camera again if this is the best he can do. I'm not a child of the 60s, i watched this to see what all the fuss was about and I still don't know. This is poorly written, lazily acted and abysmally directed by a lot of people who should have known better. Do yourself a favour and avoid this like a plague pit, if this is not a nostalgia trip for you then there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING of value here. For info - my mother was around in the 60s and she hates it too.

[drterror666]

Album: The Joshua Tree by U2

Review:

So, the phenomena of U2 juggernauts on. And on. And on. And on. And yawn. And yawn. And yawn....
I recently watched a documentary on the making of "The Joshua Tree" , and got my long lost cure for insomnia.
I found this offering dull, pretentious and greatly overblown. "Stadium Rock" at it's worst. The playing, especially of the maestro that goes by the name of "The Edge" (he should of been named "Rent A Riff" instead) is all bluff and no content. In short, it sounds like a fire in a pet shop. I would truly, rather be tied to a chair and forced to listen to the "Rubettes" for a week; even Max Bygraves, rather than listen to this dribbling drivel, and their subsequent offerings. As Mr.Zappa so wryly put it :"We're only in it for the money".
This offering may only be suitable for teens and the easily mislead. Totally uninspiring.
Strictly for the brain dead.
If U2 were playing in my garden tonight, I would tell them to clear off or I'd call the police. And that's a polite version.

[wjp666]

FILM: Forrest Gump.

REVIEW: "It always amazes me that there are so many positive reviews of this appalling film. On the surface it is idiotic, banal and cloyingly sentimental. At it's root it is a cynical piece of right-wing propaganda. The basic message of the film is that if you are an idiot, if you conform and do not question authority or think for yourself you are a hero. If you challenge the government, think for yourself and refuse to see the world in black and white you will be unhappy, exploited and die of AIDs. The 'philosophy' behind this film is so mind blowingly stupid it is offensive. What galls me even more is the way that music made by artists who would by no means have agreed with the politics expressed in this film have been used to sell it. The positive reviews it gets are a depressing example of just how easy it is to manipulate an audience into going along with something rotten to the core through the use of banal sentimentality."

(damn! this one one harsh, paranoid review!)

[drterror666]

I think that s/he should remember to take the pills next time.