Topless olympics

[bounty hunter]

There's a para olympics, so why doesn't Britain be the pioneer of the first topless olympics in 2012. There could be topless Beach Volleyball, Topless synchronised swimming and Topless gymnastics (age permitting) etc. It has to happen. The viewing figures world wide would be huge. Who's with me writing to Gordon brown to push this one through?

[smurfboy]

Weren't competitors in the original Olympic games nude?

[oldspice]

By topless Bounty, I take it you mean women? I mean, the men already swim topless don't they?

[paulham]

I'm pretty sure Bounty would miss all the action if they tried this. His tv screen would become "obscured".

[smurfboy]

By topless Bounty, I take it you mean women? I mean, the men already swim topless don't they?

Sadly all too many of them wear those full bodysuit things now Still, there's always the diving

[netbuddy]

Yeah, can you just imagine the 800 meters in nothing but track shoes and a thong.....

[paulham]

I think Smurfy has just fainted.

[bounty hunter]

I mean both genders.  Women only would be blatantly sexist.

[netbuddy]

Well LOL, I suppose it would add a bit of a new dynamic on the mens races, possible be more like the 800 Meter Mince though.

[smurfboy]

I think Smurfy has just fainted.

I think if female athletes had to sprint naked there could be, erm, 'support' issues.

[paulham]

Yes. Women have always had their knockers.