DRUG dealers have been smuggling pills into a jail by stuffing them inside dead pigeons and throwing the birds over the wall.
Other traffickers hid their drugs inside tennis balls and lobbed them into the lags’ yard.
And bosses at another prison were shocked to discover a dealer was regularly scaling their wall with a ladder to pass drugs to cons in their cells.
The Government is now splashing out £80million on new technology to help keep drugs out of Britain’s jails.
This sounds like a good plot for the next carry on film.
