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paulham

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Asda Smart Price Sausages
« on: June 04, 2008, 10:23:31 pm »
http://www.asda-press.co.uk/pressrelease/212
[ASDA has this week cut the price of Smartprice sausages to a fantastic 2p each. An eight pack of sausages has been reduced from 54p to just 16p.
“Our Smartprice ranges are very popular with customers and we thought the idea of a 2p sausage would be welcome news in the aisles. All of our Smartprice ranges contain no artificial colours or flavourings.”

The humble banger is also proving popular across the board. Total sales across Smartprice, ASDA own brand and ASDA Extra Special ranges have seen a year on year increase of 25%. ]
I realise it will be a loss leader designed to get people in the door but you have to wonder what they are actually made of!

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Re: Asda Smart Price Sausages
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 02:34:18 pm »
Lips and arseholes.
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drterror666

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Re: Asda Smart Price Sausages
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 05:45:30 pm »
I wouldn't touch 'em because I'm a veggie, but, seriously, 2p a sausage?  They've got to be made up of all the leftover crap in the slaughterhouse!  Do people eat this crap?
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Re: Asda Smart Price Sausages
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 06:38:41 pm »
Please, allow me this Homer moment: "Mmmmm... lips and arseholes"
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Re: Asda Smart Price Sausages
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 10:27:09 pm »
I wouldn't feed them to my dog.
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