Author Topic: BIG TOFFEE FINGER (Read 13395 times)

salsa · « **Reply #60 on:** March 01, 2005, 05:07:33 pm »

Quote from: kevvosa

I'd rather eat an eel for extra protein.

Or swallow man porridge

Good source of protein that is.

kevvosa · « **Reply #61 on:** March 01, 2005, 05:37:38 pm »

Umm ok the maggots it is then.

salsa · « **Reply #62 on:** March 01, 2005, 06:30:47 pm »

yay! I will toast you some

kevvosa · « **Reply #63 on:** March 01, 2005, 09:14:30 pm »

No no please just mulch them up and mix them in with some chocolate icecream or something.

salsa · « **Reply #64 on:** March 01, 2005, 09:20:27 pm »

see, maggots on toast with a thin cover of crab paste is the only thing i can cook well.

goldencup · « **Reply #65 on:** March 01, 2005, 11:18:08 pm »

I saw a programme about Stilton cheese the other day and they said true Stilton fans only eat it when it's alive with maggots.

loulou · « **Reply #66 on:** March 01, 2005, 11:27:13 pm »

That's disgusting. I will never eat stilton again.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #67 on:** March 02, 2005, 10:14:12 am »

Quote from: kevvosa

They don't have maggots crawling through them yet do they?

I found a real live maggot in my plum a few months ago. I haven't been able to eat a plum since.

kevvosa · « **Reply #68 on:** March 02, 2005, 01:10:05 pm »

Oh no

An old friend of mine found one in a banana

Yuk.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #69 on:** March 02, 2005, 01:50:54 pm »

My work colleague explained how the maggot got in there and that it had only eaten the plum but that didn't make it any better. When I got to the core it was sitting there looking at me.

loulou · « **Reply #70 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:03:39 pm »

Was it smiling?

chocolate chick · « **Reply #71 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:07:27 pm »

No...it was bloody winking!

loulou · « **Reply #72 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:08:11 pm »

chocolate chick · « **Reply #73 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:13:22 pm »

I went all funny feeling and chucked it in the bin. Been trying to put it to the back of my mind ever since but it doesn't seem to be working very well.

salsa · « **Reply #74 on:** March 02, 2005, 06:40:24 pm »

Quote from: chocolate chick

Quote from: kevvosa
They don't have maggots crawling through them yet do they?

I found a real live maggot in my plum a few months ago. I haven't been able to eat a plum since.

I once had a chinese which the chicken was off, and purple, and mingin. Being drunk i had eaten some before i realised, i was sick for days.

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