Darren's wardrobe door

I was walking to the CO-OP this morning when I passed a couple of urban fish-wives discussing bugger all, but just happened to catch this snippet.

'So this morning our Darren said', "Ave you bin in ah bedroom?"
'I said', "You know I don't go in your bedroom Darren!"
'So Darren said', "Well my f**kin' wardrobe door was open".

I wanted to linger, to see if there was a reason for Darren's wardrobe to be open, but couldn't find any legitimate reason to pause without obviously appearing to eaves-drop.  I suppose I could have tied my boot lace, but didn't think of it at the time.

Has anyone one else heard any apparently pointless minutiae and wanted to hear the outcome?

[goldencup]

It sounds like there might have been a Witch involved but was there any mention of a Lion?

[smurfboy]

I once made my mum walk all round Tesco so I could listen to a couple having a row. Unfortunately the woman stumbled over one of her words, that made them laugh and they stopped arguing.

 

I reckon Darren had drugs in there. He sounds like a bad 'un to me.

Yes, I think you could be right.

[MayRae]

I once sat behind a couple on a bus who were having a real set to.

It was awful. I didn't know whether to sit tight and pretend I couldn't hear them, or switch seats and admit that I'd been listening.

By the time it became so bad I was starting to squirm in embarrassment my stop came. And I was never so happy to get off a bus.

For anyone as inquisitive as me.....I do know HE kissed a girl at a party, and was seen by one of HER friends, who obviously could hardly wait to tell her all the juicy details.

Oh boy, was he in trouble. I often wonder if they split or not, but sadly, I'll never know.

[oldspice]

I overheard a hair-raising conversation on my local bus just before Christmas. It was obviously a couple with a 'hisotry' who had met up on the bus and were discussing their respective partners. The conversation involved casual 'shagging' (their words), a recent abortion, prison, alcoholism and class A drugs and ended with the boy saying 'but I've got to get over all that now because I'm 17 innit?'

[goldencup]

What a sad reflection on some of the youf of today - I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!

[MayRae]

Oh I wouldn't be a teenager these days for a ton of money!

I mean all the social disadvantages involved in having no letter t for any of the words you have to speak, and having to end all your sentences with either the word innit or the word yeh!

It's terrifying innit?