More student howlers

[oldspice]

I've been marking a Rights and Responsibilities Unit of the Citizenship Course today and came across these:

 

People should be helped to manger themselves in the workplace (it should be manage).

 

If you go to an outdoor social event you should not scatter letters all over the place (litter - but he had an excuse - English is his secong language).

 

Workers should respect their colics at all times (colleagues).

 

If you bee buzziness rispec a bozzes (if you work in a business, respect your bosses' rules). Another one with English as a second language

 

 

 

If you go to an outdoor social event you should not scatter letters all over the place (litter - but he had an excuse - English is his secong language).

 

[oldspice]

I've just got lousy typing skills and very poor eyesight!!

Donut wurry. I thynk yu are luvlee.

 

 

That's a smashing blouse you are wearing.

[goldencup]

 

I spotted an interesting typo in my local paper this week - it was about signs to look for that your neighbours are growing cannabis.  "Be wary of bin bags full of vegetable matter or pungent smalls emanating from the building." 

[oldspice]

My husband's smalls emante from our bedroom and into the laundry basket all by themselves!

I have recently been in correspondence with a student and was pleasantly surprised how good her spelling was.

[goldencup]

No, that was me Bounty.

Tee hee!

[smurfboy]

In Inside Soap this week Friday Night with Jonathan Ross is one of the picks of the day - for Tuesday. They spent half the write-up explaining that it's not a cut and past error, but that Dave (sat. channel) has decided to run episodes on Tuesdays. All very well and good; until you spot that in the title they refer to it as Friday Night WOTH Jonathan Ross!

[oldspice]