Overheard

[oldspice]

We were loading our shopping into the car in Waitrose's car park in Northampton. In was dark and wet and strangely quiet. Suddenly, cutting across the darkness came a posh, shrill voice:

"No Gregory! You're crushing my kippers!".

[goldencup]

  I love moments like that!  I was once outside Sainsbury's just before Christmas and there were no trolleys left.  Somebody said loudly, "Where have all the trolleys gone?" and about six passers-by (including me) broke into song, "Long time passing."  (Younger members may not understand) goldencup2007-12-09 09:26:32

[oldspice]

  Fantastic!

 

I once heard two elderly women talking on a bus. Once said to the other: "I haven't been at all well you know, I had to have a brain scan".

 

The other lady replied: "Oh dear, did they find anything?"

 

"No" replied her friend.

 

I still laugh about that years later!

I was in Bots waiting for a prescription some while ago and the pharmicist was workingthrough the orders and shouted, 'WIddle, Mrs WIddle!'

A rather snooty old lady looked up and said, 'Erm yes, that's WiddELL'

[smurfboy]

My mother had a similar experience in the doctor's once with a Mr Seaman...