Author Topic: Drunk in charge of a trolley (Read 1518 times)

loulou · « **on:** October 22, 2007, 09:41:54 pm »

A man has been banned from driving after he was caught drunk behind the wheel of a golf buggy.

On a Saturday evening I very often see drunk men pushing trolleys around Sainsburys. Is this a crime?

« **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2007, 09:45:19 pm »

It is if his wife made him do it.

loulou · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2007, 09:52:52 pm »

Battered husbands. Don't you just love them.

« **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2007, 09:53:30 pm »

No I much prefer haddock.

loulou · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2007, 09:57:22 pm »

That's put me in my plaice.

« **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2007, 09:58:45 pm »

Yes, I'm ever so efishent.

loulou · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2007, 10:00:12 pm »

You're shrimply the bass.

« **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2007, 10:00:55 pm »

You've done me up like a kipper proper!

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2007, 10:16:32 pm »

I Left My Heart In Salmonisco

« **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2007, 10:21:53 pm »

Good cod!

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