A guy, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck
and they found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there awhile, they got into the habit of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular
evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to the man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the man took his arm
from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to
enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the
most beautiful woman the guy had ever seen. She was in a pretty
bad way when they rescued her, and they
slowly nursed her back to
health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red
sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night
of romance. Pretty soon, the guy started to get "those feelings"
again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave
in, cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in
her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
