The problem is that the women who do have surgery look false, and the ones who don't look so old next to the ones who have you start thinking 'she needs a facelift!'
Hang on a minute! Why are we just talking about how women look when they grow old? You can't stop nature, it follows that as you age you will get wrinkles, and where you once had curves you will have bumps.
Now, what about men? Look at the state of Sid James - he thought he was a right babe magnet. And those two fools from 'On the Buses' - a couple of old sleeze bags, one of whom looked like a horse - yet in the programme the women fell over themselves to date them. Then we come to poor old Olive - the butt of everyone's jokes, even her husband. There's just no justice!
