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What pet would beat a Pit Bull
« on: January 11, 2007, 06:57:54 pm »
With all the news of these nasty dogs, what pet would you need to sort one out?

Cheetah.
No. the Pit Bull would overcome this relatively light and unagressive big cat.  However if the Cheetah decided to leg it, he'd never get caught.

Leopard.
Maybe. This would be a good scrap, particularly if it was a big Pit Bull terrier.  There'd be possibly heavy injuries sustained by both sides.  The fitnesses cunning of the leopard would probably give it a small advantage but the strength and tenacity of the Pit Bull, would make it a hard one to call.

Spotted Hyena.
Now your talking.  The Hyena would have a considerable weight advantage, has skin like old boots and when they bite - they bite (maybe 1,000 lbs per square inch).  The Pit Bull might inflict a few scratches but the Hyena would quickly get top side.

Lion.
Ouch.  Just watch that Pit Bull whimper as it gets it's throat ripped out and back broken.  A male lion can weigh 42 stones and is all muscle.

Honey Badger.
A what? I hear you say.  Yes, not a animal to be messed with.  Would keep the Pit Bull at bay if nothing else.

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What pet would beat a Pit Bull
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2007, 07:16:11 pm »
A Spotted Hyena



A Honey badger


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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 07:40:55 pm »

A Dragon?


Probably quite effectively see off a pit bull.


 


Pit Bull barbecue anyone?


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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 07:49:39 pm »
Mmmm, actually a Kamodo Dragon or Monitor Lizard would make short shrift of a Pit Bull.

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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2007, 09:12:50 pm »

Was thinking more of the larger, fire breathing sort, but yours would do just as well I suppose!


And before anyone says you wouldn't keep a dragon as a pet I wouldn't keep any of the others either. Just having some fun!.


Actually I would love a dragon as a pet, but I think then I might need a bigger garden!!!!!


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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2007, 09:58:49 pm »

  

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With all the news of these nasty dogs, what pet would you need to sort one out?


A parrot
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A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2007, 10:28:55 pm »

     


A parrot.....Love it.


Skunk I bet one of these would sort out a Pit Bull!



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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2007, 07:03:37 am »
I'd rather sort the owners out. They are the ones that encourage the dogs to be vicious.
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