GREAT SCOTS NO!
Here it is PART1:
Narrator: (as the camera mover across the skyline of London)
London, home of Notting hill, Bus depot, the
wellsdin Green, sleeping association of Car drivers, Inverness hunting club of
Inverness Scotland. And Home to Danger mouse, the world greatest
secret agent, and Penfold, the most likely person to be found in a humbug sweet
shop during the January sales!
Then the scene just and hover just outside
Danger mouse letter box home)
Narrator: honestly theses Scripts are getting
worse, you know I missed out on beening the Narrator for
National Lottery program, oh He well respect, but No I have to put up
with this Low class rubbish, with No chance of getting a job even on that
Shopping channel. (Suddenly the phone
rings, and the Narrator answers it, and then
mumbling starts on the other end of the line)
Well, I know sir, no sir, of course not
sir, I love them sir,
(Then the phone drop onto the reverser)
Narrator: can I just
say that these Scripts are billeted, absolutely wonderfully, and this Show goes
form strange to strange each week!
(Then scene starts up
again and appear in DM Lough area)
Penfold: Chief, Chief
DM: why are you saying
chief?
Penfold, er well I
trying to say chief, but I mind got Pre- occupied
DM with what,
Penfoldl: I can’t
remember
Before DM can say
another word the Alarm went off and both turn to see Conel K, pushing more
blasted button,
K: Miss belfree where
me tea, and biscuits,
DM I’m not miss belfree,
but where has got to?
K ; ah it a bank holiday,
everyone is off today, apart me and You
Penfold: Oh goodie I
got the day off right! No super villains, or even save the world DM: penfold
SHUSS!
Pen: but DM I got the
day
DM PENfold You haven’t
Pen: but conel K said
DM ARRGH<
Pen: you don’t have to get bad tempted do you
Connel K: where my
tea,
DM: I’m not miss
bellfree, you said ever one has the day off,
K: Really dm I never
know that, well I think I go have visit the test match day
DM: no sir you said
everyone else has the day of bar me and you and penfold
Pen: he never said my
name
DM penfold SHUSS!
DM anyway what did you
want sir anyways
K: I want my tea with
two sugars and milk and some ginger nuts as it Tuesday
DM: really sir it
Mon…never mind, what is the trouble is the world in danger again
K: well, where those
paper, yes it is, not really but, there some fisha going on over in Europe, money doing funny tricks, people keep saying that
there money keeps changing value!
DM: are you sure, it needs
our attention? You know what people are like with money, especial when there
slightly drunk
Penfold: I remember
what you were like at the Xmas parlty Last year
DM :I thourgh I told
you never to bring that back up again,
K: not really but you
are the only one, that aren’t on holiday today
DM: right then, were
on away to Germany
(Then the scene goes
fuzzy and pulls back, into Professor P Crumhorn
office, with him laughing behide his large disk, with his office still
Cluttered with paperwork and broken machine parts everywhere)
Crumhorn: Fools there think there can
Defeat me Professor P Crumhorn, those fool will never figure out what my plan
is, there never be able to see the greatness of this ingénues masterful, great
work I Professor P crumhorn
With my machine I will change every single
Euro note, so I can collect all the low value one’s, and when I control them
all I will switch off my machine, and I will be the richest person in Europe!
And no one will be able to stop me! And with all the confusing everyone is
getting while the money changes value I will take control!
Narrator: Can Dm, and penfold stop crumhorn
masterful plan, or will there get Short
change in the process, and will Crumhorn releases he a buck in stead of cent,
And will Penfold.. N ow really I have to
put my foot down this time! These Scripts are dreadful! And you call this a
cliff hanger! Now really (phone rings again) more mumbling
Fired! You can’t Fire me I Won the 1985 junior
showcase in Southampton, for my great acting.
You can’t who can, and who would replace me (music fades in)
