Author Topic: Do you suffer from CVS ? (Read 1725 times)

loulou · « **on:** August 19, 2006, 07:38:24 pm »

Computer vision syndrome is a range of eye symptoms with back and neck pain.

Make sure the centre of your screen is 5 inches below eye level.

Take a break from your computer every hour.

Look away at distant objects every 30 minutes

Close eyes for 10 seonds every 30 minutes.

oldspice · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:49:46 pm »

We get computer safety awareness at work and the guy in charge is dead-pan serious and comes round to measure our computer screens against our height. He once berated my boss for having a banana on her desk too close to the keyboard.

I had to leave the room.

« **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2006, 11:27:21 pm »

It's idiots like the one at your work that give my profession a bad name for being over-zealous.

oldspice · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2006, 11:51:30 pm »

I scanned a copy of Andy Warhol's Banana and drew a red circle around it with a line through it and pinned it up over her desk.

Next day, Roger, the only male in the office, brought an inflatable banana in. The fun lasted us from October to Christmas.

loulou · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2006, 12:21:08 am »

Quote from: oldspice

He once berated my boss for having a banana on her desk too close to the keyboard. I had to leave the room.

What problem would that cause?

goldencup · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2006, 01:08:21 am »

You could have borrowed my Lakeland Banana Guard Oldspice!

oldspice · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2006, 10:36:24 am »

I can't imagine what damage a banana could do but it was all part of his no food or drink near the keyboard rules.

I'll have to tell her about the banana guard GC.

« **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2006, 11:10:14 am »

We have a list of things not allowed near your PC at work .. coffee, tea, donuts, Chelsea buns, enriched uranium, pornography, Kendal mint cake but no mention of bananas. I might contact H & S and ask tem to conduct a PC - banana risk assessment.

oldspice · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2006, 12:18:19 pm »

They should contact our chap because I can guarantee - he has already done one!

loulou · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2006, 03:26:17 pm »

Quote from: bounty hunter

We have a list of things not allowed near your PC at work .. coffee, tea, donuts, Chelsea buns, enriched uranium, pornography, Kendal mint cake but no mention of bananas. I might contact H & S and ask tem to conduct a PC - banana risk assessment.

I can understand not wanting crumbs or liquids on the keyboard but what is enriched uranium?

« **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2006, 03:57:17 pm »

Uranium that has had a life-fulfilling moment?

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Forth Bridges · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2006, 03:58:39 pm »

No pint my eyes are alreadly srewced!
lm 2.75

loulou · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:14:23 pm »

Well move further away and get some glasses.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:18:15 pm »

I have dopne both!

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