1. TELL HER THAT SHE'S NOT FAT TODAY
2. HAVE A WASH
3. CALL UP A MATE AND TALK ABOUT THE THE OFFSIDE RULE
4. BUY YOURSELF A PINT OF LAGER
5. FLY A KITE
6. WATCH A RERUN OF A FAVORITE COMEDY INSTEAD OF THE NEWS BEFORE YOU
GO TO SLEEP
7. BUY A NEW FOOTBALL TOP IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COLOR THAN USUAL
8. MENTOR YOUR MATE'S GIRLFRIEND
9. TREAT SOMEONE TO A FOOTBALL MATCH, PLAY A NEWLY RELEASED MOVIE (SLASH AND BURN)
10. BUY THE BEST TICKETS YOU CAN AFFORD AND WATCH YOUR FAVORITE SPORT (PROBABLY FOOTBALL)
TEAM IN PERSON
11. HAVE A PINT IN THE GARDEN
12. TAKE A NAP IN THE AFTERNOON(and don't forget to turn on the answer
machine)DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE!!!
13.EAT DESSERT FIRST
14.VISIT THE PLANETARIUM
15.GET IN A CURRY AND SHARE IT WITH THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
The male version?