Author Topic: Mr Whippy (Read 3088 times)

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2006, 07:39:16 pm »

I don' t get it? the pun

loulou · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2006, 10:22:17 pm »

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2006, 10:33:05 pm »

I misted the van tonight

« **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:14:32 pm »

Quote from: bounty hunter

A Man goes to an ice cream van and in very faint, hoarse voice asks for an ice cream.

'Crushed nuts?' asks the vendor

'No laryngitis'.

"100's and 1000's?" asks the vendor

"No, just the one" says the man.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:18:57 pm »

thank god!

« **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:26:54 am »

623, the man has a hoarse voice. The ice cream vendor asks the man if he wants crushed nuts but the discourse is abbreviated by the phrase 'crushed nuts?' which most people would assume to mean little bits of chopped up peanuts to sprinkle on the ice cream. However the man misconstrues this statement inferring crushed nuts to mean some injury to his testicles as an explanantion for his hoarseness and replies, 'no, laryngitis'.

oldspice · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:28:28 am »

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oldspice · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:46:45 am »

« **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:55:42 am »

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Author Topic: Mr Whippy (Read 3088 times)