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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2006, 07:54:15 pm »

Sorry, that must have read smug.


It is nothing personal. Merely that Clive Tildsley is the biggest merchant banker around.


The other commentators aren't much better though.


If you happen to watch the World Cup listen to see how long it takes the commentator to mention England in a game outwith their group, which the result has no bearing on whether the teams will eventually meet England later in the tournament.


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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2006, 12:07:23 pm »
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2006, 02:16:08 pm »
Thank you minty for making me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. I have
been involved in travelling since i was a few months old so that was
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2006, 02:40:03 pm »
Quote from: goldencup

News Flash from DVLA




In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average intelligence and driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag (consisting of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required to be shown. There is no upper limit to the number.


So many people have got these flags, I have seen some cars with 4 flags on the ferry in the mornings. I mean, these people would probably say the flags are for their kids but if so then why are they going to work with the flags still on their cars?



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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2006, 12:37:52 am »
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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2006, 03:06:32 pm »
Who is the man in the photo cherry?
A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2006, 04:57:08 pm »

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Who is the man in the photo cherry?


He is a bloke with a flag on his car! Just a pictorial example of the DVLA joke about flags.


Researchers have actually worked out that driving for an hour with one flag on the car costs a pound more in fuel because of the change to the aerodynamics.