Phone challenge......

[kermie]

[smurfboy]

That's more than Nottingham but less than Sheffield.

[oldspice]

I hate these cold calls and always try to get some fun out of them. Sometimes it involves pretending to be a deaf old lady or someone very stupid and sometimes I put the phone down and sing something mad from ten feet away (Viva Espana or Tulips from Amsterdam work well). 

[lorri]

what anoys me the most about these calls is that the person on the other end has a strong indian or similar accent, can speak no English  except the script they are reading from but still claim their name is something like Harry or David

[loulou]

Sometimes I tell them I will not continue the conversation until they tell me their real name.