Happy as Larry
Who is Larry and why is he so happy? And what is so fantastic about Riley's life?
A great one courtesy of Lizzie Birdsworth of Cell Block H - an exclamation of shock... 'Well - bugger me gently!'
As a change from things "going down like a lead balloon" I rather like "it went down like a horsesh*t sandwich."
The principal came up with one in his speech yesterday:
"neither use nor ornament"
Apparently it's a Yorkshire saying.