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« on: February 06, 2006, 02:27:25 pm »

I was shopping today and this dithery old woman was in front of me, having trouble with her bags. The assistant was trying to help her but when the old woman saw me she said: 'It's alright, I can manage - you serve this lady'.


 I may have long hair, but I'd always thought that having a beard and being 6ft 4 made it fairly obvious I was a man!

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2006, 02:33:13 pm »

 Indeed the beard ought to give it away.


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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2006, 02:43:28 pm »
You have a beard?

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2006, 02:43:58 pm »
My boss's name is Christian but he gets called Christine a lot! 

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2006, 02:50:36 pm »

Quote from: chocolate chick
You have a beard?


I do indeedy.

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2006, 02:55:27 pm »

Smurf shopping is reserved for laydees



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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2006, 02:57:20 pm »
Who needs karma when you know you're great already?

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2006, 03:09:40 pm »
poor beared smurfy

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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2006, 05:39:20 pm »
On the up side this does mean you can get in half price at clubs on ladies night

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2006, 06:05:21 pm »
 You Go Girl 





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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2006, 11:10:40 am »
I am loving her dress

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2006, 11:45:55 am »
Smurfy - read facial hair thread!
Old but spicey!