funny

[homer]

A woman visited a psychic
of some local repute.             In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at
the Tarot         
cards laid out before her, the
Tarot reader delivered

 the bad news;"There is no easy way to say this so                               
  I'll just be blunt, prepare yourself to
be  a widow.     Your
husband will die a violent and horrible death  

 thisyear."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the                           psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering   candle, then  down at her hands. She took a few deep    breaths to compose herself. She simply had to
know.

 She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her
voice,                             and
asked: "Will I get awaywith it?

[homer]

 I need an edit button!

[smurfboy]

A woman is staring at her teacup with a look of horror on her face. She is joined by her friend who can see straight away she's upset.

'Oh Babs', the first woman says. 'It's the leaves in my cup. Something's terribly wrong'.

'Oh no', says Babs, 'what is it, what's wrong?'

'It was a cup of Horlicks!'

[loulou]