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« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2004, 07:22:36 am »

Ok, I have to paste this song as I've had it in my head non-stop for the past two days!!!


"We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
....I have to push the pram a lot."


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« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2004, 07:33:01 am »

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« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2004, 08:40:17 am »
"We've got rat pie, rat stew, rat souffle or strawberry tart" 
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« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2004, 03:01:57 pm »
"How sweet.....to be an idiot"
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« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2004, 04:07:16 pm »

"Is this a five minute argument or the full half-hour?"



"Ohhh! Mrs Nickerbater has exploded!"


"Good thing too"


"Oh - she was my best friend!"


"Oh mother! don't be so sentimental. Things explode everyday."


"yes, I suppose so, Anyway I didn't like her really"

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« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2004, 04:09:50 pm »

"Albatross"


"Do you get wafers with it?"

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« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2004, 06:20:35 pm »

"Those bloody rich imperial tit bits!!"


 

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« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2004, 11:02:19 pm »


"what to do when someone attacks you with fruit" well, when he comes at you with the rasberries....


"My Howercraft is full of eels!"


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« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2004, 06:57:53 am »

" Have we covered what to do if someone attacks you with a grape?"


"YES"


"Red AND white?"



"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"


"What's wrong?"


"The cat's eaten it!"



 


"I am Ann Elk and I have a theory"

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« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2004, 10:48:25 am »

I can honestly say I have never seen any of the Monty Pyhon sketches...I am guessing you all recommend it?


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« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2004, 10:50:34 am »
I think you probably have to be a certain age to appreciate it!  It all seems very tame now but was way ahead of its time back then.
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« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2004, 11:15:38 am »

"Number 4 - the larch"  (Actually maybe it wasn't number 4, I'm sure someone will correct me).

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« Reply #57 on: November 08, 2004, 05:34:05 pm »

I agree about the age thing. There are, however, still pythonesque features to much of today's comedy (Trigger happy TV, Little Britain, for example). By contrast, the dead-pan delivery of The Office is another type of humour altogether and although very funny, it makes me feel really comfortable as we seem to be laughing at someone's personality disorder.


Long live silly knees-bent running about!!!

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« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2004, 12:18:55 am »
Did you mean uncomfortable rather than  comfortable?                                                   
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