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loulou · « **Reply #30 on:** January 08, 2006, 03:34:39 pm »

Donkeys are the nicest animal in the world. I would love a donkey sanctuary.

chocoboo · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2006, 04:37:08 pm »

What would you call your donkey sanctuary Lou?

loulou · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2006, 04:47:24 pm »

I haven't thought of a name for it but i always said if i had a lot of money that's what i would do. Donkeys need lots of love and looking after.

goldencup · « **Reply #33 on:** January 08, 2006, 07:50:38 pm »

Awwwww, yes they are very appealing

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #34 on:** January 09, 2006, 11:09:26 am »

I would look after ex-racing greyhounds if I had lots of money

smurfboy · « **Reply #35 on:** January 09, 2006, 02:07:46 pm »

'I could eat the hind legs off a scabby donkey' is another bizarre donkey-related one.

My nan comes out with the best. 'She's got a face like fourpence' is my favourite - I nearly pissed myself the first time I heard that. But she also said to one of her neighbours once 'you look well - have you been run over?'

oldspice · « **Reply #36 on:** January 09, 2006, 05:27:11 pm »

What about she's got a face like a sackful of spanners!

smurfboy · « **Reply #37 on:** January 09, 2006, 05:33:05 pm »

Or a robber's dog?

One of my friends once described a woman we saw in the shopping centre as having 'a face like a plate of corned beef'!

loulou · « **Reply #38 on:** January 09, 2006, 07:21:23 pm »

goldencup · « **Reply #39 on:** January 10, 2006, 03:03:50 pm »

My boss described one of her colleagues as having a face like a fart! Not very pc....

chocolate chick · « **Reply #40 on:** January 10, 2006, 04:04:51 pm »

Thats a new one!

oldspice · « **Reply #41 on:** January 11, 2006, 07:00:54 am »

He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Could be Phil Mitchell?

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