Does anyone remember the episode of The Vicar of Dibley when that batty old woman was handing out dark coloured cake and Dawn French took a slice and said "oh lovely, chocolate cake!". The batty old woman replied "No, Marmite".
She was always baking revolting things. She once announced she was saving snails for her new recipe. When asked what it was she said "bread and butter pudding surprise" !!!!!!