Er, I'd be pushed to spend £30 on a watch, let alone £30,000!  Who's Joey Essex?  Well i do know who he is but i've never watched the programme.  To be honest I barely watch TV at all these days.  It does seem a pity that we've almost all vanished from this friendly community but I'm just as bad as everyone else. 
Ah but I did try a chocolate bar that I liked recently - Thorntons with fudge I think it was.  On special offer in W H Smiths.

Ahhh!! Such a shame they are Nestle!

I am considered a complete joke by everyone I know because I still use a traditional PC to access the internet - not even a laptop but a genuine old PC. I can sit in front of it, use the zoom button and the mouse and get around things easily whereas smaller screens and integral mouse are no use to me at all.

My phone is a 12 year old Nokia that just phones and texts. I don't own a smartphone, an iphone, a blackberry or a tablet because they are all touch screen and don't suit my visual and coordination difficulties.

So, I still access websites like this using a PC.

I don't know what to bitch about now. 

How about Joey Essex? Is he for real? Can anyone be as thick as he pretends to be? Would you spend £30,000 on a watch if you couldn't tell the time?

Not creamy, they're crisp.

I tried this bar on holiday in Canada.
It may be a foreign version of our Starbar but I found it to be like a Boost with peanut butter instead of biscuit.
So chewy! A bite seemed to last a long, long time.