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Chat => General => Topic started by: drterror666 on April 11, 2011, 01:00:30 pm

Title: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: drterror666 on April 11, 2011, 01:00:30 pm

I thought this was such a good idea (thanx, goldencup) that I'd start the thread. Think of a product that you hate and make up your own jingle for it. Easy.

OK, Riesen chocolate chew anyone?

'All that Riesen, all that chew, tastes like garbage and it makes me puke!'

Ithankyou...

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: goldencup on April 11, 2011, 03:25:46 pm

Bite into a Lion
and savour its majesty
Compared to the original
This bar is a travesty

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: drterror666 on April 11, 2011, 06:20:33 pm

An old favourite...

'What has a hazelnut in every bite? SQUIRREL SHIT!!!'

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: oldspice on April 11, 2011, 07:15:47 pm

Nestle - probably the worst chocolate products in the world.....  they wretch the parts other bars cannot wretch!

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: drterror666 on April 12, 2011, 10:24:47 am

The Milky Bar Kid was strong and tough,
But now he's really had enough,
He looks a bit green,
Because he's vomiting,
Nestle's Milky Bar!

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: wjp666 on April 12, 2011, 04:08:11 pm

one for my new found friend HERSHEY! (stealing the tune from the old Flake ad's.)

"only the waxiest, sickliest chocolate... tastes like vomit never tasted before."

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: drterror666 on April 13, 2011, 09:55:17 am

To the tune of the old Terry's All Gold ad...

'See the face you love throw up with Terry's All Gold.'

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: Forth Bridges on April 13, 2011, 10:18:23 am

Milky bar theme:

from Timbuckto to public loo, our delightful bars arnt good enough, cheapest crap best we used to make nestle milky bars... 

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: drterror666 on April 14, 2011, 12:13:54 pm

Thank you very much for ruining chocolate,
Thank you very much,
Thank you very, very, very much.

Thank you very much for the size of my fat gut,
Thank you very, very, bloody much.

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: oldspice on April 20, 2011, 07:15:01 am

Sing to the tune of 'A Finer of Fudge'......

A Hershey bar should not be used to give your kids a treat
They taste like seagull's vomit and they stink like smelly feet
For rank and vile in chocolate only Nestle can compete
A Hershey bar should not be used to give your kids a treat!

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: drterror666 on April 20, 2011, 09:31:01 am

LOL :D

Title: Re: The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!
Post by: goldencup on April 20, 2011, 10:19:06 am

Excellent one Oldspice!  Come on Smurfy, now's your chance....