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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on July 12, 2009, 06:38:36 pm
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Are any other Corrie fans on here struggling to suspend their disbelief - not to mention keep their dinner down?
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Yep. It's a horrible storyline. I am not keen on Kevin as a character anyway - he's boring and irritating and depthless. Molly looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll and is as lifeless as Kevin. Passion between the two is about as unlikely as rocking horse sh*t.
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Next big storyline....Claire has a miscarriage then tries jumping off the hospital roof.
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Does anyone else get exasperated when Kevin and Sally talk about their 20 years plus marraige as if they never divorced and remarried? Has Kevin forgotten that he married another woman, another Cabbage Patch Doll called Alison, and that they had a baby together? Has he forgotten that the baby died from and infection and his wife threw herself under the wheels of a lorry? Has he also forgotten that he also lived with a nurse for some time before he and Sally reunited? And has Sally forgotten that she had a fling with Martin Platt, a disasterous relationship with a psychopath who tried to kill her - and had an affair with her boss?
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Didn't Kev once run off with Natalie Horrocks from the Rovers ?
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He did indeed. That was the first of many bizarre affairs and relationships the two have had. Sally also almost married someone else too (only Kevin told him on the wedding day that he'd slept with Sally the night before marrying Alison!)
Kevin's nurse girlfriend was also called Molly. Maybe it's a fetish.
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Also has anyone else noticed that Liz has been in Spain nursing Andy through a 'non-serious' illness for about three months? What's the betting she returns with a tighter, less wrinkled face!
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hahaha. Did anyone notice Marias mother in law is a different actress.
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I thought that but I didn't know whether it was my eyes! Also, Paul, Michelle and Liam's parents live in Ireland and have strong Irish accents but the children have strong Manchester accents. Even if they had grown up entirely in Manchester, they would surely have a slight Irish accent detectable within the Manchester dialect? Children invariably echo the speech patterns of their parents first and their peers secondly.
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Also has anyone else noticed that Liz has been in Spain nursing Andy through a 'non-serious' illness for about three months? What's the betting she returns with a tighter, less wrinkled face!
Will she alo have orange skin to match most of the rest of the cast? Do they live in a hot spot in the middle of Manchester therefore allowing them to sunbathe in January? Why do so many of them sport an all year round tan? And why do they wear sleeveless little tops and skimpy dresses in February and fleeces in June?
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I realise now why I don't watch this mind sapping pap!
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I realise now why I don't watch this mind sapping pap!
I was thinking exactly the same thing!
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Then you switched on the tv and thought "good corrie is on"
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The only good thing on TV at the moment is, er, hmm, er...
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molly is hot, in a council scum kind of way.
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::)
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;)
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I realise now why I don't watch this mind sapping pap!
I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Then you switched on the tv and thought "good corrie is on"
GC is more of an EastEnders girl. 'Shat it you cahhhh!'
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The boy knows me well....
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Smurfys no boy......he's all man
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Ch-ka-ch-kaa! Ooh, baby!!! <cue Barry White record and lit candles>
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I realise now why I don't watch this mind sapping pap!
I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Then you switched on the tv and thought "good corrie is on"
GC is more of an EastEnders girl. 'Shat it you cahhhh!'
Eastenders is so easy to write for. For example:
Cockney 1: 'Shut your marth!'
Cockney 2: 'Nah, you shut your marth!'
Cockney 1: 'You 'ad the affair!'
Cockney 2: ''Ow'd you find aht abaht that, you scum!'
Cockney 1: 'What you saying? Shut your marth!'
See, easy.
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You really are the Eastenders writer aren't you drterror. It's very good. Do some more.
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Cockney 1: 'Whatchoo doin' in my pub?'
Cockney 2: 'Wassit ta you, eh?'
Cockney 1: 'You're bleedin' barred, nah get aht!'
Cockney 2: 'I ain't goin' nowhere! Gonna make me?'
Cockney 1: 'You slept wiv me bleedin' 'alf sister's dog, now get aht!'
Cockney 2: 'You ain't got no proof, so shut your marth'
Cockney 1: 'Don't you tell me ta shut my marth, shut your bleedin' marth, more like!'
Cockney 2: 'Rickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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That's too funny but true. I love it.
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now do Neighbours!
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Sorry but you can't have any EastEnders dialogue without the crucial line:
"Wossgoingon?"
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I'll just turn off the tv and follow this soap instead.
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Is it just me, or does Syed in EastEnders only look about seven years younger than his parents?
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Anuver Eastenders script:
mockney 1: Sup?
mockney 2: Nuffin
mockney 1: where you bin?
mockney 2: caff. Where you bin?
mockney 1: Vic. Where you gowin?
mockney 2: Vic.
mockney 1: Ah cum wiv ya.
mockney 2: cum on den.
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Is it just me, or does Syed in EastEnders only look about seven years younger than his parents?
Yes, I agree. And Mo is about the same age as her son-in-law, although i suppose that's entirely possible if he was much older than his wife.
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I think Mo is supposed to be about six or seven years older than Charlie; plus I think she was only 15 when she had Viv. But in real life Derek Thompson is about six years older than Laila Morse.