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Chat => General => Topic started by: Bounty Hunter on June 27, 2009, 02:21:32 pm

Title: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 27, 2009, 02:21:32 pm

I think to make it more interesting the girlie tennis players should have to kiss each other at each changeover.  In the final the winner should be covered in chocolate sauce and the loser lick it off.  Maybe it could be introduced for the next Olympics as well as nude ladies' beach volleyball.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: goldencup on June 27, 2009, 02:22:34 pm

Hmmm, and I think the men should play with their shirts off.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 27, 2009, 02:24:29 pm

Fair enough, whatever floats your boat

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on June 27, 2009, 02:43:25 pm

I think the men should play naked and then kiss at each serve.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: drterror666 on July 08, 2009, 06:04:31 pm

Why not just get every player at the end have a right royal orgy in the main court?

What would Sir Cliff make of that?

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on July 09, 2009, 09:24:40 pm

Didn't Sir Cliff once date Sue Barker?

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: goldencup on July 10, 2009, 07:37:48 am

He did indeed.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on July 10, 2009, 08:32:11 am

shame Cliff never married.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: wjp666 on July 10, 2009, 11:26:35 am

funny that. almost as if he's... nah, don't be silly. a lot of straight men live with other straight men.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on July 10, 2009, 02:32:28 pm

Cliff doesn't live with a man does he?

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: drterror666 on July 10, 2009, 05:40:51 pm

Cliff is a man?

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: wjp666 on July 11, 2009, 05:00:04 pm

doesn't cliff live with a retired priest, or something? or sure he does/did.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on July 11, 2009, 06:07:54 pm

No way. Really? I'll have to google cliff and the priest now.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: wjp666 on July 11, 2009, 11:21:11 pm

i'm sure i'm right on this, i heard it on the radio a few jumps back - let me know what your googling returns.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: goldencup on July 12, 2009, 09:23:13 am

In a new autobiography, the singer and well-known Christian says he shares a home with Father John McElynn, an American former missionary he met on a trip to New York seven years ago.

Sir Cliff, 67, also says he twice considered marrying, first to the singer Jackie Irving and secondly to Sue Barker, and writes of his support for same-sex civil partnerships.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2009, 10:34:22 am

Well i never..................

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: drterror666 on July 12, 2009, 03:05:04 pm

Ooh, the truth is coming out now.  And I don't mean if he slept with Una Stubbs either...

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on July 12, 2009, 03:32:17 pm

I'm covering my eyes.  Cliff and Aunt Sally is wrong.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: wjp666 on July 12, 2009, 09:37:43 pm

oh, i loved the days of una stubbs and lionel blair on tv...

(and why the hell did Give Us A Clue have the same theme music as Grange Hill for so many years? -am i alone in remembering this?-)

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: loulou on July 13, 2009, 08:59:51 am

It was to confuse the blind.

Title: Re: Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis
Post by: wjp666 on July 13, 2009, 05:45:29 pm

well it confused me and i've got 20/20 vision.