Chocolate Forum
Chat => General => Topic started by: oldspice on April 30, 2009, 07:33:36 pm
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I was worried I might be going down with pig flu because I came out in a rasher. I phoned NHS Direct to get advice but all I got on the line was crackling. Finally I went to the chemist who gave me some oinkment for the rasher.
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You swine!
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I have a bad head / flu type cold and I tell you its been a real swine to shake. Last time I go to any place like Mexico.
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UNBELIEVABLE! i just popped into the forum to do the 'crackling' joke to find i've been beaten to it. i guess you deserve some applauded karma for that.
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Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...
:D
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A blonde phoned her boyfriend in tears because she'd run out of petrol and was scared to go to the petrol station because of the swine flu. He eventually managed to convince her that the problem was at Mexico not Texaco.
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Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it),...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YESTERDAY! hope you had a good one.
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Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...
:D
Am I missing something here?
It was OLDSPICE who posted the joke.
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Oink! Sorry...
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A blonde phoned her boyfriend in tears because she'd run out of petrol and was scared to go to the petrol station because of the swine flu. He eventually managed to convince her that the problem was at Mexaco not Texaco.
Mexaco????????????
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Whoops!
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Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...
:D
Am I missing something here?
It was OLDSPICE who posted the joke.
Yes, I was thinking that but hardly liked to say so..
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Yes, best not to confuse the delusional. ;D
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Yes, best not to confuse the delusional. ;D
Unless you "Quote" the target your talking to, one is to assume normal forum etiquette which is where any post following your post is a comment on your addition to the post unless the thread starter or the target is either quoted or the @<user> is used in the reply. As neither were present I correctly assumed the comment was made at my post.
I am sorry if I confused you paul but I am if anything, not delusional, just a stickler for nettiquette. :D
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That's as maybe but did you think wjp was going to give you karma for that!?
I wasn't confused until you started using "your" instead of "you're" in your last post. You see, some of us practice good grammar on this forum. (http://www.tech-faq.com/emoticons/confusion/Confus_28.gif)
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i do aswell also.
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Wot she said.
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klever
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I have received lots of junk mail on the pig flu. I just treat it as spam
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wacca-wacca.
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Here, who smited the newbie?
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I have received lots of junk mail on the pig flu. I just treat it as spam
Hahahahahahahaha SPAM.... Now thats clever.
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Yes, that's funny... Please let's hear some more. NOT!
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"pig flu, buffalo walk."
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The best swine flu joke I've seen is the one with Pooh and Piglet.
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I haven't hear that one. Pray, do tell
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No, you have to see it. It's a page from a Winnie The Pooh book, but the writing has been changed.
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Basically, Piglet is thinking how lucky he is to have a friend like Pooh, while Pooh is thinking along the lines of "One sneeze and the pig gets it." There, now I've spoilt it for you!
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(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_kIWY2DV0KnE/SfpyrUHVY0I/AAAAAAAADOs/Yy6Cm_dJsYA/s640/Pooh%20&%20Piglet%20&%20swine%20flu.jpg)
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;D
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Awwwwwwwwwwww that's very cute.