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Title: Pig flu
Post by: oldspice on April 30, 2009, 07:33:36 pm
I was worried I might be going down with pig flu because I came out in a rasher. I phoned NHS Direct to get advice but all I got on the line was crackling. Finally I went to the chemist who gave me some oinkment for the rasher.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: paulham on April 30, 2009, 07:41:28 pm
You swine!
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: netbuddy on April 30, 2009, 09:01:41 pm
I have a bad head / flu type cold and I tell you its been a real swine to shake. Last time I go to any place like Mexico.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: wjp666 on May 01, 2009, 12:40:50 am
UNBELIEVABLE! i just popped into the forum to do the 'crackling' joke to find i've been beaten to it. i guess you deserve some applauded karma for that.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: netbuddy on May 01, 2009, 01:24:22 am
Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...

:D

Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: goldencup on May 01, 2009, 06:13:47 am
A blonde phoned her boyfriend in tears because she'd run out of petrol and was scared to go to the petrol station because of the swine flu.  He eventually managed to convince her that the problem was at Mexico not Texaco.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: wjp666 on May 01, 2009, 07:38:57 am
Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it),...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YESTERDAY! hope you had a good one.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: paulham on May 01, 2009, 05:46:02 pm
Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...

:D



Am I missing something here?
It was OLDSPICE who posted the joke.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: drterror666 on May 01, 2009, 06:15:10 pm
Oink!  Sorry...
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: loulou on May 01, 2009, 09:36:33 pm
A blonde phoned her boyfriend in tears because she'd run out of petrol and was scared to go to the petrol station because of the swine flu.  He eventually managed to convince her that the problem was at Mexaco not Texaco.
Mexaco????????????
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: goldencup on May 02, 2009, 08:42:54 am
Whoops!
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: oldspice on May 02, 2009, 10:05:54 am
Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...

:D



Am I missing something here?
It was OLDSPICE who posted the joke.

Yes, I was thinking that but hardly liked to say so..
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: paulham on May 02, 2009, 10:52:21 am
Yes, best not to confuse the delusional. ;D
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: netbuddy on May 05, 2009, 12:26:21 pm
Yes, best not to confuse the delusional. ;D
Unless you "Quote" the target your talking to, one is to assume normal forum etiquette which is where any post following your post is a comment on your addition to the post unless the thread starter or the target is either quoted or the @<user> is used in the reply. As neither were present I correctly assumed the comment was made at my post.

I am sorry if I confused you paul but I am if anything, not delusional, just a stickler for nettiquette. :D
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: paulham on May 05, 2009, 07:02:07 pm
That's as maybe but did you think wjp was going to give you karma for that!?
I wasn't confused until you started using "your" instead of "you're" in your last post. You see, some of us practice good grammar on this forum. (http://www.tech-faq.com/emoticons/confusion/Confus_28.gif)
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2009, 07:02:56 pm
i do aswell also.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: paulham on May 05, 2009, 07:30:55 pm
Wot she said.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2009, 07:32:54 pm
klever
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: DrWho on May 05, 2009, 07:44:19 pm
I have received lots of junk mail on the pig flu.  I just treat it as spam
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: paulham on May 05, 2009, 07:50:07 pm
wacca-wacca.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: drterror666 on May 06, 2009, 12:30:12 pm
Here, who smited the newbie?
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: netbuddy on May 06, 2009, 07:18:35 pm
I have received lots of junk mail on the pig flu.  I just treat it as spam
Hahahahahahahaha SPAM.... Now thats clever.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: drterror666 on May 06, 2009, 07:23:47 pm
Yes, that's funny...  Please let's hear some more. NOT!
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: wjp666 on May 06, 2009, 08:03:08 pm
"pig flu, buffalo walk."
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: goldencup on May 07, 2009, 08:03:30 am
The best swine flu joke I've seen is the one with Pooh and Piglet.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: DrWho on May 07, 2009, 12:25:27 pm
I haven't hear that one. Pray, do tell
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: drterror666 on May 07, 2009, 12:50:30 pm
No, you have to see it.  It's a page from a Winnie The Pooh book, but the writing has been changed.
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: goldencup on May 09, 2009, 09:25:43 am
Basically, Piglet is thinking how lucky he is to have a friend like Pooh, while Pooh is thinking along the lines of "One sneeze and the pig gets it."   There, now I've spoilt it for you!
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: paulham on May 09, 2009, 10:33:39 am
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_kIWY2DV0KnE/SfpyrUHVY0I/AAAAAAAADOs/Yy6Cm_dJsYA/s640/Pooh%20&%20Piglet%20&%20swine%20flu.jpg)
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: wjp666 on May 09, 2009, 06:43:33 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: Pig flu
Post by: loulou on May 09, 2009, 07:02:11 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww that's very cute.