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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on November 03, 2007, 12:55:45 pm

Title: Rickaaay!
Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2007, 12:55:45 pm
Sid Owen and Patsy Palmer are to return to Eastenders as Ricky and Bianca Butcher, reports confirm this week.
 

Palmer, who played Bianca from 1993 to 1999 before returning for a spin-off special in 2002, confirmed she would return as Bianca earlier this week. While a spokesperson for Eastenders said Owen would NOT be returning, just 24 hours later it was announced he would also be rejoining the show after a break of three years.

 

Early reports state that Bianca will return with several children in tow, all by different fathers, much in the mould of her mother Carol. Ricky meanwhile will be dong much better for himself, and returns with a beautiful WAG-style fiancee.
Title: Rickaaay!
Post by: wjp666 on November 03, 2007, 12:58:35 pm
this still doesn't make me want to start watching Eastenders again. only another Dirty Den resurrection can do that.
Title: Rickaaay!
Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2007, 01:00:33 pm
It's been slightly better in recent months, but it's best days are behind it.
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Post by: naxos on November 03, 2007, 01:31:42 pm
It's so relentlessly humourless and bitter, it just makes me want to open a vein. And they were talking of extending it to five nights a week! Groan....
Title: Rickaaay!
Post by: oldspice on November 03, 2007, 05:16:11 pm
Ricky was trying to fill a form in tio apply for college and was huffing, puffing and hesitating.
 

'What's wrong wiv you?' asked Phil

 

'How do you spell NVQ??'
Title: Rickaaay!
Post by: on November 03, 2007, 06:28:03 pm
Patsy Palmer.
The original gingey minger.
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Post by: smurfboy on November 03, 2007, 08:55:29 pm
I remember my mother trying to convince my sister and I that Patsy Palmer was attractive. She failed.
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Post by: goldencup on November 03, 2007, 09:12:17 pm
I know somebody who met her in real life and said she was surprisingly attractive.
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Post by: on November 03, 2007, 09:33:16 pm
And how is Helen Keller these days?
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Post by: oldspice on November 04, 2007, 08:49:42 am
Oh I think she's very attractive, but i thought Ricky was bog ugly.
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Post by: loulou on November 04, 2007, 09:11:30 pm
Ricky is a bit of a plug.