The amount of statistics generated each year have reached alarming proportions, a Whitehall think tank has revealed.
A civil service spokesman Bob Clowne said, "The number of statistics have increased year on year, since 1981. However, we have seen a rise of around 3.1% more than the national average since 2003".
Apparently according to the Office of National statistics enough statistics are generated each year to fill a town the size of Hereford.