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Title: A quickie in your teabreak?
Post by: loulou on August 18, 2007, 01:00:14 am
A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a room at Gatwick Airport while on duty has been cleared of wilful misconduct.

A jury at Southwark Crown Court found British Transport Police Inspector Masood Khan, 41, not guilty after deliberating for less then 10 minutes.

Mr Khan had told the court he regretted having sex with the 43-year-old woman at the airport railway station in 2006.



 

Would you get fired if you snuck off work for a quickie?
Title: A quickie in your teabreak?
Post by: goldencup on August 18, 2007, 01:21:32 am
When I worked in a police station they were always at it!
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Post by: oldspice on August 18, 2007, 09:58:31 am
A quickie in my tea break? Even I can't manage to have sex in under two minutes, not even  twenty five years ago!
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Post by: on August 18, 2007, 11:55:16 am
 
Quote from: oldspice
A quickie in my tea break? Even I can't manage to have sex in under two minutes, not even twenty five years ago!

You can't!?
If no one disturbs me while I'm at it, it takes about 50 seconds.














































OH! WITH someone!
Ah well, that's slightly different. A minute 10 as long as she isn't interested.
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Post by: oldspice on August 18, 2007, 02:22:59 pm
Wait another 20 years Paulham - it will take you much longer and if you're really lucky you won't get cramp.
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Post by: loulou on August 18, 2007, 04:07:57 pm
I'm shocked that you are all expected to drink a cup of tea in 2 minutes.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 18, 2007, 04:35:25 pm
I've done it on my lunch break, but a tea break is pushing it.
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Post by: Logger on August 18, 2007, 05:38:50 pm

I'd rather have a mug of Horlicks and a handful of bourbons personally...

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Post by: oldspice on August 18, 2007, 06:35:50 pm
Clap Me too, but then I'm middle-aged and bad-tempered.
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Post by: Logger on August 18, 2007, 11:25:30 pm
LOL Nothing wrong with being middle aged and bad tempered.
 

I'm just a sugar craving lunatic hence my regular visits to this site (and my annual half stone weight gain)...

 

I just can't understand why anyone would choose sex over a hot beverage and a plate full of biccies...it's so wrong on so many levels...Confused
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Post by: smurfboy on August 19, 2007, 01:45:12 pm
Biscuits never let you down - and you can still go out and get them when you've got bags under your eyes and are having a bad hair day!
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Post by: on August 19, 2007, 07:00:23 pm
 
Quote from: smurfboy
Biscuits never let you down - and you can still go out and get them when you've got bags under your eyes and are having a bad hair day!

Have you never played "chicken" with a wet Rich Tea biscuit dunked once too often?
They sure let you down.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 19, 2007, 07:30:16 pm
I've never done that, but now I can't wait to try.
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Post by: Logger on August 19, 2007, 09:49:08 pm

Sounds fun.  I like to live dangerously LOL

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Post by: on August 21, 2007, 09:45:30 pm
To quote from the original post, it must be awful to regret having sex, what must the woman be thinking?   

I probably would not be sacked for having sex in my teabreak.  Looking at my employee handbook under section 3, paragraph 11b, "The company policy allows any conduct, outside of work hours which is not(i) illegal, is not (ii) likely to bring the company in to direpute or and/or does not(iii)compromises its intellectual property rights".

Although there is no specific clause governing sexual congress, I would doubt that any liason would fall into any of these catergories in normal circumstances.
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Post by: oldspice on August 21, 2007, 11:18:56 pm
Quote from: paulham
Quote from: smurfboy
Biscuits never let you down - and you can still go out and get them when you've got bags under your eyes and are having a bad hair day!

Have you never played "chicken" with a wet Rich Tea biscuit dunked once too often?
They sure let you down.

 

Bloody hell Paulham. Rich Tea are for octogenerians.
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Post by: on August 21, 2007, 11:24:25 pm
Can I just say, it took you 2 days to notice this statement!
What were you doing? Sucking on a Werther's Original?
Anyway, it was my mum who told me all about this biscuit and its problems.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 22, 2007, 03:02:35 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
To quote from the original post, it must be awful to regret having sex, what must the woman be thinking?   





She had sex with a stranger in train station. I doubt her finer feelings have been damaged.
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Post by: on August 23, 2007, 09:27:33 pm
If I had sex with a stranger in a railway station it would mean something.  Unless it was done doggy.
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Post by: goldencup on August 24, 2007, 08:37:30 am
I agree that it would definitely mean something.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 24, 2007, 02:38:53 pm
Anyway, surely when he said he regretted it he meant he regretted doing it on duty (or regrets getting caught) rather than regrets doing it with that particular person.
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Post by: on August 26, 2007, 05:58:05 pm
 
Quote from: smurfboy
Anyway, surely when he said he regretted it he meant he regretted doing it on duty (or regrets getting caught) rather than regrets doing it with that particular person.


But the woman might not realise that.  Women tend to become more emotional about these things.  He should have chosen his words more carefully or at least expanded on them, so as to avoid any ambiguity.
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Post by: loulou on August 27, 2007, 01:21:41 am
Quote from: bounty hunter
If I had sex with a stranger in a railway station it would mean something. Unless it was done doggy.

 

Would you expect payment?
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Post by: on August 27, 2007, 08:30:28 am
No, money and sex don't mix.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 27, 2007, 10:55:42 am
Quote from: bounty hunter
Quote from: smurfboy
Anyway, surely when he said he regretted it he meant he regretted doing it on duty (or regrets getting caught) rather than regrets doing it with that particular person.


But the woman might not realise that. Women tend to become more emotional about these things. He should have chosen his words more carefully or at least expanded on them, so as to avoid any ambiguity.

 

His concern was keeping his job, not protecting the feelings of someone he's had a one-night stand with. Anyone who put that before their career would be a fool.
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Post by: on August 27, 2007, 11:07:53 am
Then he should be ashamed of himself using her in that way
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Post by: loulou on August 27, 2007, 01:54:50 pm
He should go birch himself with wet kippers .
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Post by: smurfboy on August 28, 2007, 03:06:52 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Then he should be ashamed of himself using her in that way


How do you know she wasn't using him too?