There was also a 2 year old child who dropped 2 crisps and her mum was fined 30 for not picking them up.
Crawley council win this week's award, for their remarkably prat like behaviour recently over the dropping of two crisps (chips for my American readers) on the pavement (sidewalk).
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Aside from the obvious fact that two crisps are very small, and indeed biodegradable, the story has added prat qualities in that the council fined the person who dropped the two crisps 80.
Who was that person?
Emily Jubb...
Oh, didn't I mention?
Emily is two years old!
Havent' they got better things to do ffs.
Hmm then some pillock throws a glowing fag end out of their window and that's ok

Don't matter if it goes into the open top car behind or sets light to dry grass and starts a fire.