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Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 08:01:56 am
Why hasn't someone invented the pooper scoop on a very long stick for horseriders so they can pick up after their horses have dumped in my back lane. There should be some law against leaving it behind.
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: on April 27, 2007, 10:29:49 am
My Grandad would have found that uaseful when he used to collect their doodoos for his tomatoes.
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 11:35:18 am
  Tomato sh*t Horse





Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: Scarlet Passion on April 28, 2007, 01:48:29 am
I have never thought about that, but now I do you have a point Loulou.
It is expected that you clean up after you dog, but horses can poop anywhere and their riders just get to leave it.

It is just as disgusting and of course there is even more of it.

You're right there ought to be a law against leaving it behind.Big%20smile

 
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: wjp666 on April 28, 2007, 02:01:53 am
i hate the way horse-riders make absolutely no effort to get out of the road when your driving behind them, even when they could just go into a lay-by for thirty seconds and let the mounting trail of traffic pass. most of the horsey-types down here are so bloody arrogant.
 

they say 'horses have priority because they were here before cars'... but ROADS weren't, so where's the logic there?
wjp6662007-04-28 03:43:12
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: oldspice on April 28, 2007, 09:57:52 am
Horse poo is not toxic because horses do not eat meat. That is why it's safe to put horse poo on your vegetable garden. Dog poo is very toxic so there's a law against dog fouling.
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: Scarlet Passion on April 29, 2007, 03:43:18 am
Ahh yes Oldspice...very true and horse poo does grow great rhubarb. LOL
Toxoplasmosis is a problem aswell with dog and cat poo isn't it?

 

But for me the problem is not toxicity, or if it is meat generated or not. My problem is that whatever animal it comes from, sitting in the road or on the pathway it all smells and stepping in it is just ookie. LOL
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: loulou on April 30, 2007, 09:46:32 pm
My problem is walking out my back gate and standing in it.
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: Forth Bridges on April 30, 2007, 11:36:22 pm
wouldn;t it be better with a Horse Nappy? 
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: loulou on May 02, 2007, 05:44:38 pm
what a horrible thought having to change a nappy on a horse.
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: smurfboy on May 02, 2007, 07:40:48 pm
No worse than having to scoop up its sh*t off the street.
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: Forth Bridges on May 02, 2007, 08:36:58 pm
I sure People in the olden days went running after teh S**T when a horse did in the street: 
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: goldencup on May 03, 2007, 01:23:10 am
Quote from: smurfboy
No worse than having to scoop up its sh*t off the street.

 

Somehow it sounds MUCH worse.Dead
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: oldspice on May 03, 2007, 07:49:51 am
Anyone who has changed a little boy's nappy will know what they sometimes do the minute you take their nappy off. I wouldn't fancy a horse doing that!  Also, I would'nt fancy creaming it's bum. oldspice2007-05-03 06:50:25
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: loulou on May 03, 2007, 08:29:46 am
I never thought of the creaming the bum bit. Probably need a very thick nappy and a hell of a lot of cream.
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: goldencup on May 04, 2007, 01:29:24 pm
Quote from: oldspice
  Also, I would'nt fancy creaming it's bum.

 

Oldspice I'm shocked - two punctuation errors!  Were you in a hurry? Wink
Title: Horse pooper scoop
Post by: oldspice on May 04, 2007, 05:44:47 pm
Yes Embarrassed. The correction are:
 

wouldn't   - contraction of would not -

Its bum  - possessive pronoun - no apostrophe required