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Title: Most stupid review
Post by: smurfboy on March 31, 2007, 02:58:16 pm

Here's a fun game - let's post the most stupid reviews we can find on the site (and believe me, there's plenty of 'em!) Here's my vote for moronic review of the millennium:

 

Review For: Kit Kat Chunky Peanut By: hanelk(who voted this bar: 1/10) Yuk the wafer and the peanut butter are a disaster. Also there is just way tooo much peanut butter.

 

Yes, that's right - too much peanut butter in a peanut butter KitKat. What did he expect to find in a peanut butter KitKat? Raspberries? Porridge? An abridged version of the complete works of Shakespeare?

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: Scarlet Passion on March 31, 2007, 03:17:39 pm

Quote from: smurfboy

 What did he expect to find in a peanut butter KitKat? Raspberries? Porridge? An abridged version of the complete works of Shakespeare?

 

 An abridged vesion of the complete wroks of Shakespeare.

You have a wicked sense of humour.  

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: Scarlet Passion on March 31, 2007, 03:20:03 pm

Oh I wish I'd earned my edit button. *sigh*

The complete wroks ??? of Shakespeare. Oh well you know what it was supposed to say don't you?

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: smurfboy on March 31, 2007, 04:32:21 pm

I hear Shakespeare was a fan of Chinese cooking. Apparently the set of his complete woks is very popular...

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: Scarlet Passion on March 31, 2007, 05:04:51 pm

Now you ought to be ahsamed of yourself picking on seriously afflicted people like me!!

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: smurfboy on October 08, 2007, 05:04:03 pm

I found another classic today - this review of Cadbury Fruit and Nut:

'It's Cadbury's chocolate with fruit and nut in!'

Well thank Christ you told us...

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: on October 08, 2007, 10:02:42 pm

To be honest, this one isn't much better.
"What can you say about an all-time classic like this? I love them - still my favourite treat with a video,a bottle of wine, a kebab, a couple of old tramps and a bit of S & M."

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: smurfboy on October 08, 2007, 10:06:55 pm

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: goldencup on October 09, 2007, 11:04:57 am

Quote from: paulham

To be honest, this one isn't much better.
"What can you say about an all-time classic like this? I love them - still my favourite treat with a video,a bottle of wine, a kebab, a couple of old tramps and a bit of S & M."

 

  Was that one of yours Paulham?

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: on October 09, 2007, 07:36:51 pm

No. no......., I am sure I saw some other person's name on the review.
Any ideas?

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: oldspice on October 10, 2007, 07:04:50 pm

It was that Black Night I'll bet

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: smurfboy on October 11, 2007, 03:28:51 pm

Another gem:

'another SO GOOD wonka chocolate bar, this is crunchy and it has nuts in it.'

The bar? Funnily enough, Wonka's Nutty Crunch!

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: on October 13, 2007, 07:28:16 pm

As I recall this bar didn't have any nuts in it.
That was its strange selling point. Then again, they didn't sell much did they?

Title: Most stupid review
Post by: on October 13, 2007, 07:30:07 pm

 

Quote from: oldspice

It was that Black Night I'll bet

Good night.