Post by: StarSparkle on March 30, 2007, 09:46:07 pm
Mk so i'll start.
Whats worse...
Whats worse...
Being stuck in a lift
or
Being stuck in traffic
Being stuck in traffic
Post by: oldspice on March 31, 2007, 09:53:29 am
Post by: smurfboy on March 31, 2007, 01:17:47 pm
Post by: Scarlet Passion on March 31, 2007, 03:00:29 pm
Post by: oldspice on March 31, 2007, 08:35:22 pm
Right, what's worse
choking on your own vomit or choking on someone elses?
Post by: smurfboy on March 31, 2007, 10:15:44 pm
Someone else'sWhat's worse: Being fat or being ugly?
Post by: StarSparkle on March 31, 2007, 11:15:51 pm
Whats worse..
arm pit stains
or
camel toe
Post by: loulou on March 31, 2007, 11:21:44 pm
cold bath or cold shower?
Post by: StarSparkle on March 31, 2007, 11:32:58 pm
Running out of toilet roll
or
Running out of toothpaste
or
Running out of toothpaste
Post by: loulou on April 01, 2007, 05:06:23 am
dog poo on your path or bird poo on your window?
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 05:47:22 am
Sour milk or stale bread?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 01, 2007, 09:50:44 am
stepping in dog poo or being pooped on by a bird?
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 01:17:14 pm
Being married to a nag or to a slut?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 01, 2007, 03:26:56 pm
trying to drink tapioca through a straw or trying to eat beans with chopsticks
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 06:20:32 pm
Being mad or being the only sane person in a mad world?
Post by: wjp666 on April 01, 2007, 07:08:31 pm
being eaten by sharks or being eaten by piranhas?
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 07:10:11 pm
Piranhas
Poisoning someone's pizza or cutting off their nuts?
Post by: wjp666 on April 01, 2007, 07:13:42 pm
sawing off your own hand to stay alive or blowing up whilst hand-cuffed to a bomb?
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 07:21:37 pm
Being single and lonely or being in a relationship with the wrong person?
Post by: wjp666 on April 01, 2007, 07:24:17 pm
winning the lottery and losing your ticket OR forgetting to enter the lottery and your numbers coming up?
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 07:27:43 pm
Going blind or going deaf?
Post by: wjp666 on April 01, 2007, 07:33:13 pm
losing hair on your head OR gaining hair just about everywhere else?
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 07:39:35 pm
Myra Hindley or Ian Brady?
Post by: wjp666 on April 01, 2007, 07:44:11 pm
ian brady (solely because of the evidence that he was ringleader)
charlie manson or jeffrey dahmer?
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2007, 07:50:36 pm
so I'll go with MansonYour perm going wrong or getting spots?
Post by: wjp666 on April 01, 2007, 09:35:11 pm
swallowing a razor blade OR razor-blading a swallow?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 01, 2007, 09:45:41 pm
Sandals with socks or bare feet?
Post by: loulou on April 02, 2007, 12:17:46 am
burning your best shirt while ironing or burning your dinner?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 02, 2007, 12:23:42 am
Stubbing your toe or hitting your elbow/funnybone
Post by: oldspice on April 02, 2007, 08:02:52 am
Cramp in your calf or cramp in your thigh?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 02, 2007, 09:42:51 am
Being too busy or being too bored?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 02, 2007, 10:21:32 am
being dead or burried alive?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 02, 2007, 11:07:12 am
Always losing stuff or always breaking stuff?
Post by: on April 02, 2007, 11:58:24 am
Firing blanks or firing nothing at all?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 02, 2007, 02:43:42 pm
Losing your teeth or losing your hair?
Post by: smurfboy on April 02, 2007, 03:34:25 pm
Toothache or a headache?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 02, 2007, 04:15:33 pm
Bee sting or Wasp sting
Post by: smurfboy on April 02, 2007, 08:31:32 pm
Tracy Barlow or Charlie Stubbs?
Post by: Sweetie pie on April 03, 2007, 01:55:25 pm
PMS or having a headache
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 03, 2007, 02:49:11 pm
Diarrhoea or Constipation?
Post by: smurfboy on April 03, 2007, 03:52:37 pm
A blocked nose or an itchy bosom?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 03, 2007, 03:56:38 pm
People who put pens in their mouth or People who put pencils in their ears?
Post by: smurfboy on April 03, 2007, 03:58:10 pm
Breaking your tooth on a strawberry Mivvi or choking on the crust of an individual fruit pie?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 03, 2007, 03:59:29 pm
Your favourite snack being discontinued or Your favourite snack being changed beyond recognition?
Post by: smurfboy on April 03, 2007, 04:01:32 pm
Watching paint dry or waiting for the gas man?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 03, 2007, 04:09:30 pm
Having your electricity supply cut off or Having your water supply cut off?
Post by: smurfboy on April 03, 2007, 08:27:29 pm
A broken nose or a broken dream?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 03, 2007, 11:43:54 pm
being hit by a car or hitting someone with your car?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 04, 2007, 09:28:00 am
Having no job or having no friends?
Post by: goldencup on April 04, 2007, 09:52:37 am
Too hot or too cold?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 04, 2007, 12:46:43 pm
Coffee chocolate or Hersheys chocolate?
Post by: goldencup on April 04, 2007, 01:19:22 pm
Fleeces or anoraks
Post by: Sweetie pie on April 04, 2007, 01:48:22 pm
Fleeces
Men in spandex(lycra) or Men in shellsuits with bling 
Post by: smurfboy on April 04, 2007, 03:01:16 pm
Losing the will to live or losing a tenner?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 04, 2007, 03:26:38 pm
Pointless message board threads or no message board threads at all?
Post by: wjp666 on April 04, 2007, 04:30:38 pm
getting slowly devoured by a python OR being quickly gobbled up by a t-rex?
Post by: smurfboy on April 04, 2007, 08:46:55 pm
Walking in on your parents having sex or taking a long walk off a short pier?
Post by: wjp666 on April 04, 2007, 10:22:58 pm
finding a worm in your apple OR finding half a worm in your apple?
Post by: loulou on April 04, 2007, 11:52:36 pm
walking round with your skirt tucked into your knickers or wearing a t shirt with egg on?
Post by: smurfboy on April 05, 2007, 01:05:43 am
T-shirt with egg on (I'd look silly in a skirt)
Wetting yourself or your knickers falling down?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 05, 2007, 09:23:26 am
Breaking a wrist or breaking an ankle?
Post by: Sweetie pie on April 05, 2007, 01:59:56 pm
Falling over in public or Farting in public ?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 05, 2007, 02:13:48 pm
A paragraph of textspeak or a paragraph with no punctuation?
Post by: smurfboy on April 05, 2007, 03:34:30 pm
10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, or meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife?
Post by: wjp666 on April 05, 2007, 04:26:56 pm
being buried alive OR being cremated alive
Post by: smurfboy on April 05, 2007, 07:37:47 pm
Selling your soul to the devil or selling sex?
Post by: wjp666 on April 06, 2007, 01:14:44 am
falling out with god OR falling out with satan?
Post by: smurfboy on April 06, 2007, 01:33:35 am
That weird falling sensation you get when you're half asleep or that dream where you're naked in public?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 06, 2007, 10:51:56 am
Which is worse:
Easter weekend TV?
or
Everyone finding out your biggest seacret?
or
Everyone finding out your biggest seacret?
Post by: goldencup on April 06, 2007, 11:19:57 am
Eating so many Easter Eggs you feel sick
or Not getting any Easter Eggs
Post by: smurfboy on April 06, 2007, 12:06:18 pm
The bird of paradise flying up your nose or an elephant crushing you with its toes?
Post by: loulou on April 06, 2007, 07:31:15 pm
Steps or girls Aloud?
Post by: smurfboy on April 06, 2007, 08:49:23 pm
Being rich but morally bankrupt or honest but financially bankrupt?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 07, 2007, 02:45:15 pm
dying young or dying the day before your 100th birthday?
Post by: smurfboy on April 07, 2007, 03:06:04 pm
Dying young
Being beaten brutally to death by Samoan sailors or thinking you've got another finger of your KitKat left but realising you've eaten it after all?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 07, 2007, 05:35:30 pm
No more cream eggs or no more sunshine?
Post by: smurfboy on April 07, 2007, 10:58:29 pm
No bananas or no parking?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 08, 2007, 02:34:42 am
loosing your sight or going deaf?
Post by: smurfboy on April 08, 2007, 08:30:48 am
Not being able to spell losing 
or abnormally large nipples?
or abnormally large nipples?Post by: StarSparkle on April 08, 2007, 10:02:17 am
People who are pernickety about spelling when its obvious what you meen?
or
People who continually mistake type-o's as bad spelling mistakes?
People who continually mistake type-o's as bad spelling mistakes?
Post by: easter bunny on April 08, 2007, 12:16:09 pm
Having your Easter Egg stash raided by vegeterian weasles?
or
Fleas in your pyjamas?
Post by: smurfboy on April 08, 2007, 01:40:18 pm
Type-o's or typos?
Post by: easter bunny on April 08, 2007, 01:52:13 pm
Bobby's Turkish delight or flat cola?
Post by: smurfboy on April 08, 2007, 02:05:05 pm
A flat chest or a fat arse?
Post by: loulou on April 08, 2007, 08:11:59 pm
facial hair on a woman or make up on man?
Post by: smurfboy on April 08, 2007, 10:38:32 pm
Dying in a car crash or surviving the crash that kills your one true love?
Post by: loulou on April 09, 2007, 10:43:38 pm
forgettting your umbrella on a rainy day or your sunblock on a sunny day?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 10, 2007, 09:26:16 am
Smoke in your eyes or shampoo in your eyes?
Post by: smurfboy on April 10, 2007, 01:43:23 pm
Something 'From Hell' TV programmes or endless reality shows?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 10, 2007, 02:58:55 pm
Something "from hell"
Nuclear waste or Nuclear weapons?
Post by: Sweetie pie on April 13, 2007, 01:53:56 pm
Having to work on a sunny day or Having Hay fever ?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 13, 2007, 02:55:13 pm
Eating bad food or drinking bad water?
Post by: smurfboy on April 13, 2007, 03:33:03 pm
Losing your short-term memory or losing your short-term memory?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 13, 2007, 04:54:35 pm
Having your legs amputated or keeping your totally paralysed legs?
Post by: robbie on April 13, 2007, 05:07:30 pm
Being blind, deaf, dumb and in constant pain, or spending the day with Smurfboy?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 13, 2007, 07:13:33 pm
No sleep for 5 days or no food for 5 days?
Post by: oldspice on April 13, 2007, 07:19:31 pm
Starsparkle or robbie?
Post by: smurfboy on April 13, 2007, 08:26:50 pm
Really obvious alter egos or the people who are fooled by them?
Post by: oldspice on April 13, 2007, 09:52:33 pm
Mastermind or University Challenge?
Post by: smurfboy on April 14, 2007, 03:29:48 am
Dangerous or Duckula?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 15, 2007, 02:55:01 pm
danger mouse or trap door?
Post by: goldencup on April 15, 2007, 05:11:06 pm
Sky TV or Cable?
Post by: oldspice on April 15, 2007, 05:13:19 pm
Ant & Dec or The Chuckle Brothers?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 15, 2007, 10:39:58 pm
timmy mallet or ainsley harriot?
Post by: loulou on April 15, 2007, 11:41:20 pm
chris tarrant or richard madeley?
Post by: oldspice on April 16, 2007, 07:40:15 am
Chris Tarrant
Fern Britton or Vanessa Feltz?
Post by: goldencup on April 16, 2007, 09:18:31 am
No Woolworths or No M & S?
Post by: smurfboy on April 16, 2007, 03:29:49 pm
No tea or no booze?
Post by: oldspice on April 16, 2007, 05:55:18 pm
A Question of Sport or The National Lottery Quiz?
Post by: smurfboy on April 16, 2007, 07:41:16 pm
Being pretty but fat or ugly but slim?
Post by: oldspice on April 16, 2007, 08:03:59 pm
chavs or 65 year-old teddy boys?
Post by: loulou on April 16, 2007, 11:09:52 pm
madonna adopting another baby or stella mcartney attempting to make a record (with the help of madonna) ?
Post by: on April 17, 2007, 11:48:24 am
Stella McCartney trying to make a record with the help of Madonna.
Having a moose poo in your garden or finding a hole in your bean bag with millions of polystyrene balls everywhere?
Post by: smurfboy on April 17, 2007, 03:30:53 pm
Getting hit by an ice block of effluent being dumped from an aeroplane, or leaving your cake out in the rain?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 18, 2007, 09:53:02 am
Hit by blue ice
Wearing a shirt with a noticable stain on it or wearing a clean shirt which stinks?
Post by: StarSparkle on April 18, 2007, 02:09:27 pm
Failing your driving test or passing but having no money left for a car?
Post by: smurfboy on April 18, 2007, 02:56:12 pm
Your wig falling off or your knickers falling down?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 19, 2007, 11:10:26 am
Being blinded by the sun or wearing sunglasses you can't see through?
Post by: loulou on April 22, 2007, 01:40:23 pm
uninvited guests or no guests?
Post by: smurfboy on April 22, 2007, 02:56:23 pm
No guests
Toadstools or bella donna?
Post by: loulou on April 22, 2007, 04:34:03 pm
it's a hard one.a day full of sport on tv or a day full of cooking on tv?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 23, 2007, 09:24:18 am
Getting lost and doing something you weren't planning to do or finding your way easily but finding the place is shut?
Post by: wjp666 on April 23, 2007, 07:37:48 pm
waking up next to nobody OR waking up next to a prostitute?
Post by: loulou on April 23, 2007, 07:50:12 pm
waking up with no hair or waking up with no teeth?
Post by: smurfboy on April 23, 2007, 08:07:30 pm
Fishpaste or luncheon meat?
Post by: wjp666 on April 23, 2007, 08:18:04 pm
cheese-strings OR cheese-in-a-tube?
Post by: smurfboy on April 23, 2007, 08:24:43 pm
Looking ancient or looking permanently surprised fro too much botox?
Post by: Forth Bridges on April 23, 2007, 08:33:59 pm
ROBBIE or a Shot in the face/
Post by: smurfboy on April 23, 2007, 08:52:41 pm
Working with men who wear dresses or dancing with women who smell?
Post by: Forth Bridges on April 23, 2007, 10:43:05 pm
being trap in a life with a
man With a VERY bad Fart or a very FAt man?
Post by: loulou on April 23, 2007, 11:14:18 pm
running out of toothpaste or running out of deodorant?
Post by: smurfboy on April 23, 2007, 11:24:11 pm
Finding a corpse or finding a horse's head in your bed?
Post by: wjp666 on April 24, 2007, 12:35:08 am
when disposing of a dead body so the police can't trace it:
sawing off the hands OR bashing in the teeth?
Post by: smurfboy on April 24, 2007, 01:07:53 am
Losing your religion or losing your illusion?
Post by: loulou on April 24, 2007, 08:05:02 am
losing your wallet or losing your keys?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 24, 2007, 09:15:25 am
Working when the weather is lovely or having a holiday when the weather is bad?
Post by: loulou on April 24, 2007, 06:39:02 pm
having a well paid job you hate or a poor paid job you love?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 25, 2007, 11:02:52 am
A nice room with no electricity or a horrible room with electricity?
Post by: Sweetie pie on April 25, 2007, 01:51:16 pm
Being cold or being hungry ?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 25, 2007, 02:24:18 pm
Not getting the information you need or getting the information but then it changes?
Post by: robbie on April 25, 2007, 04:26:47 pm
Carrying on with this thread or stopping?
Post by: smurfboy on April 25, 2007, 07:41:08 pm
Sinus trouble or cyanide?
Post by: on April 25, 2007, 07:54:47 pm
A large flatulent rhinoceros or a psychotic anteater?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 26, 2007, 09:15:00 am
A seagul pooping on your head or a seagull stealing your chips?
Post by: loulou on April 26, 2007, 11:15:34 am
wearing green shirt with red trousers or red shirt with green trousers?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 26, 2007, 11:30:22 am
Saying something stupid at an important meeting or forgetting everything you were going to say at an important meeting?
Post by: goldencup on April 26, 2007, 01:00:13 pm
Worrying about where your kids are at night or having all their friends round your house every night?
Post by: on April 26, 2007, 01:45:20 pm
Finding a leopard in your bathroom or finding a piece of broken glass in your cornflakes?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 26, 2007, 02:13:37 pm
Rat poison in your Mars Bar or salmonella in your CDM?
Post by: smurfboy on April 26, 2007, 03:26:09 pm
Robbie or Joan?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 26, 2007, 03:35:05 pm
Finding out your favourite TV show is cancelled or finding out spoilers for the whole next series?
Post by: robbie on April 26, 2007, 03:56:29 pm
Finding out your favourite TV show is cancelled.
or
Post by: wjp666 on April 26, 2007, 07:44:34 pm
people having some individuality OR people changing their avatars to look like Chocadmin?
Post by: on April 26, 2007, 08:05:14 pm
An unexpected volcano eruption at the end of your road or an outbreak of locusts in your allotment?
Post by: smurfboy on April 26, 2007, 08:38:55 pm
Robbie trying to p*ss you off or Robbie full stop?
Post by: wjp666 on April 26, 2007, 09:16:02 pm
robbie full stop.
being trampled to death by elephants OR being pecked to death by crows?
Post by: smurfboy on April 26, 2007, 09:47:47 pm
Pecked (the trampling would be quicker)
Getting hit by a milk float or floating in milk?
Post by: wjp666 on April 27, 2007, 04:40:36 am
hit by a float
being physically disabled OR mentally disabled?
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 07:53:34 am
the local council or the nhs?
Post by: on April 27, 2007, 10:16:58 am
Post by: smurfboy on April 27, 2007, 03:00:04 pm
Ants in your pants or nits in your hair?
Post by: on April 27, 2007, 03:02:12 pm
Depends on the species, but generally Ants.
Swallowing a banana whole or sitting on a hedgehog?
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 03:03:25 pm
someone you like being horrible to you or someone you hate being nice to you?
Post by: smurfboy on April 27, 2007, 03:05:40 pm
Finding out your dog's been run over or living with the guilt of running over someone else's?
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 03:13:10 pm
colouring your hair bright orange or overplucking your eyebrows?
Post by: smurfboy on April 27, 2007, 03:20:04 pm
The forum being down or being out of choc?
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 03:25:59 pm
not getting the last answer for the crossword or playing scrabble and being left with the q ?
Post by: robbie on April 27, 2007, 03:28:23 pm
chips without salt or chips without vinegar?
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 03:34:04 pm
fish full of bones or boneless fish with its head on?
Post by: robbie on April 27, 2007, 03:57:11 pm
smoked herring or smoked makeral
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 04:12:02 pm
goose eggs or duck eggs?
Post by: robbie on April 27, 2007, 04:13:25 pm
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 04:14:47 pm
chantelle & preston or jordan & peter?
Post by: robbie on April 27, 2007, 04:26:19 pm
Mike Tyson or Lennox Lewis.
Post by: loulou on April 27, 2007, 05:01:20 pm
Jordan or Jodie Marsh?
Post by: wjp666 on April 28, 2007, 04:47:01 am
the way jabba the hutt died OR the way boba fett died?
Post by: goldencup on April 28, 2007, 02:36:30 pm
Star Wars Episode 1 or SW episode 2?
Post by: oldspice on April 29, 2007, 09:09:40 am
Jimmy Saville or Paul Daniels?
Post by: on April 29, 2007, 09:44:09 pm
Being slapped on the bottom with a kipper or eating a bowl of cold mashed potato?
Post by: smurfboy on April 29, 2007, 11:35:58 pm
Clashing colours or clashing styles?
Post by: wjp666 on April 30, 2007, 09:08:41 pm
the way Robert Shaw dies at the end of 'Jaws' OR the way Christopher Lee dies in 'LOTR: Return of the King' (extended edition)?
Post by: on May 04, 2007, 12:49:38 pm
Eating a used tea bag or walking backwards for one mile?
Post by: smurfboy on May 04, 2007, 02:48:28 pm
Your bosom falling out at dinner or your false teeth falling down the toilet?
Post by: wjp666 on May 04, 2007, 10:59:56 pm
...
being stuck in a lift with david blaine OR being stuck in a lift with derren brown?
Post by: smurfboy on May 05, 2007, 01:15:03 pm
I think Blaine would just about edge it because of the annoying accent.
Burning your dinner or burning your finger?
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2007, 05:09:06 pm
Your dentist pulling the wrong tooth out or the hairdresser giving you a 6 inch trim?
Post by: goldencup on May 05, 2007, 06:50:32 pm
Forgetting your partner's birthday or forgetting your anniversary?
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2007, 06:53:50 pm
Quote from: goldencup
The tooth (my hair grows so fast that 6" wouldn't matter for long).what if it was your fringe?
Post by: goldencup on May 05, 2007, 07:01:19 pm
Who do you think I am - Claudia whatshername?
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2007, 07:03:27 pm
forgetting where you live or fogetting who you are?
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2007, 07:03:52 pm
Quote from: goldencup
Winklebob?
Post by: goldencup on May 05, 2007, 07:11:01 pm
Yes her. Forgetting who you are (who am I again? )Nice members leaving the forum or nasty members joining the forum?
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2007, 07:17:17 pm
Nice members leaving the forum.
Barring all the idiots or letting them continue to upset people?
Post by: smurfboy on May 05, 2007, 10:58:40 pm
Drivelling on for hours about boxing or being rude to everyone?
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2007, 11:20:58 pm
filling out a form in blue ink to find you were supposed to use black or posting a letter with no stamp?
Post by: smurfboy on May 06, 2007, 12:09:33 am
Having your phone cut off or your electric cut off?
Post by: goldencup on May 06, 2007, 12:23:22 am
Your cooker breaking down or your fridge breaking down?
Post by: smurfboy on May 06, 2007, 12:29:52 am
Being out of clean pants or clean socks?
Post by: loulou on May 07, 2007, 03:20:06 pm
Well this depends on which one you don't mind not wearing. I suppose it could be either so I'll go with pants.
cleaning windows or ironing?
Post by: on May 07, 2007, 03:30:55 pm
Falling face first on a pineapple or eating 20 raw eggs
Post by: loulou on May 07, 2007, 03:35:18 pm
sitting on a hedgehog or sitting on an ant nest?
Post by: smurfboy on May 07, 2007, 09:02:57 pm
Having an old slapper for a mother or a nagging old trout?
Post by: on May 07, 2007, 10:23:23 pm
Getting home to find your wife in bed with another man or getting home to find your wife in bed with your Mother?
Post by: loulou on May 08, 2007, 11:31:30 pm
Post by: smurfboy on May 09, 2007, 12:15:28 am
Post by: wjp666 on May 09, 2007, 05:52:09 am
the mother
going to a wife swapping party and having nobody pick your car keys out of the bowl OR going to a wife swapping party and having Vanessa Feltz pick your car keys out of the bowl?
Post by: on May 09, 2007, 07:19:25 pm
Going jogging in the morning deliberately to coincide with the girls at the highschool in their uniform on the way to school or sending your best friend a complete set of the area plans of the towns in North Lincolnshire for his birthday when he lives in Devon?
Post by: loulou on May 09, 2007, 08:04:12 pm
having no milk or no sugar?
Post by: smurfboy on May 09, 2007, 08:47:12 pm
No biscuits or no cake?
Post by: loulou on May 10, 2007, 12:15:08 am
no marmite or no sandwich spread?
Post by: smurfboy on May 10, 2007, 01:08:09 am
)Missing the last bus or missing last orders?
Post by: loulou on May 10, 2007, 08:03:41 am
wearing a coat on a very sunny day or not wearing a coat and it raining?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 10, 2007, 09:05:08 am
Forgetting your umbrella on a rainy day or opening your umbrella on a rainy day only to find out moths have eaten big holes in it?
Post by: on May 10, 2007, 11:34:44 am
Falling into a patch of brambles or falling naked into a patch of nettles?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 10, 2007, 01:11:16 pm
Chicken pox or shingles?
Post by: smurfboy on May 10, 2007, 02:31:30 pm
Naff chocolate or no chocolate?
Post by: on May 10, 2007, 04:03:35 pm
Doing a 10,000 piece jigsaw to find one piece is missing or climbing to the top of Ben Nevis to find you've forgot all your snap and drink?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 11, 2007, 09:32:12 am
Doing a parachute jump but your parachutes don't open, or going to do a parachute jump but your plane crashes before you've had a chance to jump out?
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2007, 10:07:37 pm
Feeding the dog catmeat or feeding the cat dogmeat?
Post by: wjp666 on May 18, 2007, 03:57:45 pm
being marooned somewhere without any food and having to...
eat your own arm to stay alive OR eat your friend to stay alive?
Post by: on May 20, 2007, 11:48:08 am
Ringing for a escort/rentboy to come round to your house only to find it's your daughter/son. or
arranging for Tina O'Brien to come round to your house in her school uniform, only to find out that there's been a big mix up and it's actually Paul O'Brien.
Post by: smurfboy on May 20, 2007, 01:02:12 pm
Accidentally ordering your child as an escort
Finding out your wife is actually a tin of spam or finding out your first-born child is actually a genetically modified tomato?
Post by: oldspice on May 20, 2007, 01:21:36 pm
How can I answer that?? Genetically modified tomato I think..
having Jade Goody's brains or Andrew Loyd Webber's looks?
Post by: smurfboy on May 20, 2007, 01:46:01 pm
A flesh-eating virus or that fog that turns people inside out?
Post by: on May 20, 2007, 07:04:30 pm
Misuse of apostrophe's or bad speling?
Post by: smurfboy on May 20, 2007, 07:12:31 pm
A blocked sink or a blocked nose?
Post by: loulou on May 20, 2007, 07:13:12 pm
cheese triangles or baby bel?
Post by: smurfboy on May 20, 2007, 08:39:27 pm
Triangles
Mice or lice?
Post by: loulou on May 20, 2007, 09:22:29 pm
superglueing your finger to your lip or superglueing your finger to your nose?
Post by: on May 21, 2007, 09:06:32 am
Waking up to find you've gone back in time and it's the year 3000BC or slipping through the time space continum and waking up on Mars?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 22, 2007, 09:31:44 am
Rat poison in your Mars bar or broken glass in your bag of salad leaves?
Post by: on May 22, 2007, 09:54:51 am
Listening to Barry Manilow for 24 hours or reading Othello bacwards?
Post by: loulou on May 22, 2007, 09:55:54 am
having no milk for your cereal or no butter for your toast?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 22, 2007, 12:44:42 pm
Passing your driving test but having no car or having a car but not having passed your driving test?
Post by: on May 22, 2007, 04:19:00 pm
Pushing a peach stone up your bottom or eating a kiwi fruit skin and all?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 22, 2007, 04:35:39 pm
A pregnant lady standing up on a bus or a fat lady sitting crying on a bus because you gave her your seat thinking she was pregnant?
Post by: loulou on May 22, 2007, 07:52:08 pm
Someones toupee blowing off or someones knickers falling down?
Post by: on May 22, 2007, 08:35:30 pm
That depends whose knickers they are, but all things being equal toupee blowing off.
Standing up to do a speech at the Queen's birthday and getting a spontaneous priapic erection or wetting yourself on a first date?
Post by: loulou on May 22, 2007, 08:55:52 pm
breaking an arm or breaking a leg?
Post by: smurfboy on May 23, 2007, 03:06:18 pm
Breaking wind or breaking an egg?
Post by: on May 23, 2007, 05:21:59 pm
Spilling beetroot over your brand new white dress/shirt or
carrying an unwrapped tunnocks tea cake in your pocket all day?
Post by: smurfboy on May 23, 2007, 06:15:10 pm
Accidentally swallowing a fly or leaving your flies undone?
Post by: on May 23, 2007, 07:02:10 pm
Drinking two litre bottles of coke straight after a huge pizza or
eating a pound of gorgonzola cheese followed by a full bag of Licquorice Allsorts?
Post by: smurfboy on May 23, 2007, 07:38:49 pm
A cursed frogurt or a Fisherman's Friend?
Post by: on May 24, 2007, 10:11:08 am
Having Anne Widdecombe sit on your face or
Spending a night in the roughest area of Hartlepool with 'Who Hung the monkey?' printed on your T-shirt?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 24, 2007, 03:35:54 pm
Being a 50-year-old virgin or owning I love Ann Widdecombe underwear?
Post by: on May 24, 2007, 09:56:05 pm
Premature ejaculation or not being able to finish the job?
Post by: oldspice on May 24, 2007, 10:05:19 pm
Post by: on May 24, 2007, 10:17:34 pm
Post by: on June 03, 2007, 09:18:46 am
Being the rear end of a pantomime horse when the person at the front has smelly flatulence or drinking a litre of sunflower oil?
Post by: smurfboy on June 03, 2007, 01:57:03 pm
Quote from: oldspice
Aren't they both the same?
No - one means it happens too soon, the other means it doesn't happen at all.
Post by: loulou on June 03, 2007, 01:58:54 pm
very well explained smurfy
Post by: R0bbie on June 05, 2007, 03:39:01 pm
The Mackem or the Carrot Cruncher?
Post by: oldspice on June 05, 2007, 05:53:46 pm
Post by: loulou on June 05, 2007, 06:23:35 pm
Post by: on June 05, 2007, 07:48:22 pm
Spilling coffee on your neighbour's new Parker Knoll reclining chair or leaving a huge log in your neighbour's loo that wont flush away?
Post by: smurfboy on June 05, 2007, 08:14:29 pm
Quote from: R0bbie
Drinking a litre of sunflower oil.The Mackem or the Carrot Cruncher?
Bringing up the past to cause arguments or living in the present?
Post by: on June 05, 2007, 08:45:58 pm
Answer mine!!!
Post by: smurfboy on June 05, 2007, 08:52:03 pm
Post by: on June 05, 2007, 10:40:41 pm
Post by: oldspice on June 06, 2007, 08:05:19 am
Quote from: bounty hunter
OK, but you can still answer my Which is worse?
Why answer yours? You replied to Robbie, whose choice offered was malicious.
Post by: loulou on June 06, 2007, 08:35:20 am
Being the rear end of a pantomime horse when the person at the front has smelly flatulence or drinking a litre of sunflower oil?
Post by: smurfboy on June 06, 2007, 10:28:28 am
Bunions or boils?
Post by: Miss Kitten on June 06, 2007, 10:47:30 am
brussel sprouts or cabbage?
Post by: smurfboy on June 06, 2007, 03:25:03 pm
Choking on your own vomit or drowning in someone else's urine?
Post by: R0bbie on June 06, 2007, 05:59:39 pm
Dating a woman with a facial tick or dating a woman whose biggest interest is 'family history'?
Post by: oldspice on June 06, 2007, 06:13:41 pm
Having a few idiotic friends or having no friends at all?
Post by: R0bbie on June 06, 2007, 06:22:54 pm
Being old, or being ugly?
Post by: loulou on June 06, 2007, 06:25:55 pm
wearing wellies on the beach on a summers day or wearing sandals on a snowy day?
Post by: on June 06, 2007, 07:38:53 pm
Vertigo or impetigo?
Post by: loulou on June 06, 2007, 09:52:49 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter
Wearing sandals on a summer's dayVertigo or impetigo?
You meant wearing sandals on a snowy day didn't you
impetigo is definitely worse than vertigo.
People who steal your clothes off the washing line or people who dig up your garden plants?
Post by: smurfboy on June 06, 2007, 10:02:34 pm
The Ku Klux Klan or the National Front?
Post by: on June 07, 2007, 10:18:23 am
Shouting 'Oi Grandma' to a random old lady walking down the street or twanging the bra strap of a woman in front of you at the queue in the Post Office?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 07, 2007, 11:58:00 am
Being itchy or being smelly?
Post by: on June 07, 2007, 12:15:16 pm
sadism or masochism?
Post by: smurfboy on June 07, 2007, 08:12:29 pm
Being sick or wetting yourself?
Post by: on June 07, 2007, 09:00:15 pm
Finding a piece of glass in your cornflakes or finding a dead snail in your cornflakes?
Post by: smurfboy on June 07, 2007, 09:11:41 pm
Soggy cornflakes or cold porridge?
Post by: on June 07, 2007, 09:22:52 pm
a bad cold or toothache?
Post by: smurfboy on June 07, 2007, 09:25:43 pm
Missing Casualty or waiting in casualty?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 08, 2007, 12:38:20 pm
Having a serious but treatable itchy rash or having a mildly itchy rash but nobody knows what it is or how to treat it?
Post by: on June 08, 2007, 12:48:48 pm
Ingrowing toenails or knobbly knees?
Post by: Miss Kitten on June 08, 2007, 12:49:36 pm
poo or wee?
Post by: on June 08, 2007, 12:57:11 pm
Being dangled by your ankles from the top flight of a 20 storey car park or running across a river full of man-eating crocodiles?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 08, 2007, 01:32:20 pm
Being knocked down by a car or being the driver in a car crash?
Post by: smurfboy on June 08, 2007, 02:48:57 pm
Frying your cat or boiling your dog?
Post by: on June 08, 2007, 03:36:46 pm
Eating your dog or sending your dog to Australia in a parcel?
Post by: smurfboy on June 08, 2007, 03:38:56 pm
Poisoning your enemy or poisoning your enemy's true love?
Post by: on June 10, 2007, 09:07:59 am
Eating your toe nails or eating your bogeys
Post by: smurfboy on June 11, 2007, 06:38:40 pm
Being dead or having no arms or legs?
Post by: on June 11, 2007, 08:22:11 pm
Watching Noddy on Sunday mornings just to perv over the pig-tailed presenter or writing naughty stories about forum members?
Post by: on June 13, 2007, 12:26:47 pm
Does the lack of replies mean these are equally the worse? have I broke the game?
Post by: wjp666 on June 16, 2007, 04:33:31 pm
watching noddy
appearing on a tv talent show OR appearing on big brother?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 18, 2007, 10:44:15 am
Being disqualified from a competition or placing last in a competition?
Post by: smurfboy on June 18, 2007, 03:06:41 pm
People complaining there are no good dramas on TV anymore or people complaining there are no decent variety shows on a Saturday night anymore?
Post by: wjp666 on June 18, 2007, 07:52:17 pm
going to hell when you die OR going nowhere when you die?
Post by: smurfboy on June 18, 2007, 08:47:49 pm
Dying of starvation or eating your own arm to survive?
Post by: wjp666 on June 19, 2007, 01:07:30 am
starvation
being in a desert and having nothing to drink OR being in a desert and only having Coke Zero to drink?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 19, 2007, 09:53:04 am
Cold tea or cold turkey?
Post by: on June 19, 2007, 11:34:25 am
Having the new 17 year old office girl over the photocopier at lunchtime or or putting a secret camera on your foot to film 'upskirt' shots in town?
Post by: wjp666 on June 20, 2007, 07:42:49 pm
having nothing to eat for a week OR having to eat microwave meals for a year?
Post by: smurfboy on June 20, 2007, 08:05:20 pm
Kissing a smelly foot or sucking a Fisherman's Friend?
Post by: wjp666 on June 20, 2007, 08:10:29 pm
to love and to have lost OR to never have loved at all?
Post by: smurfboy on June 20, 2007, 08:43:46 pm
Being smelly or being stupid?
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 21, 2007, 09:55:10 am
Lying to police or lying to a priest?
Post by: on June 21, 2007, 04:05:28 pm
Being stuck in a lift all night with Dot Cotton or being out in the rain all night with no umbrella
Post by: smurfboy on June 21, 2007, 07:17:52 pm
Dressing like an old slapper or being young but frumpy?
Post by: wjp666 on June 22, 2007, 01:57:30 am
hitting a dog with your car OR hitting a french exchange student with you car?
Post by: smurfboy on June 25, 2007, 03:23:17 pm
Hitting a French exchange student with your car or hitting a German exhange student with a frying pan?
Post by: Sweetie pie on July 10, 2007, 02:02:47 pm
Hostel 1 or Hostel 2 ?
Post by: on July 10, 2007, 02:08:35 pm
Haven't watched either and never would but from what I have heard: Hostel 2
weeing yourself or cumming in your pants?
Post by: smurfboy on July 10, 2007, 05:00:44 pm
Lassa fever or malaria?
Post by: wjp666 on July 30, 2007, 12:00:23 am
cold or fever?
Post by: loulou on July 30, 2007, 12:02:06 am
rash or cut?
Post by: on July 31, 2007, 09:50:30 pm
Going for a really big, smelly dump only to find the water has been cut off OR Waking up with foreign accent syndrome (Jamaican)
Post by: on July 31, 2007, 09:50:51 pm
Going for a really big, smelly dump only to find the water has been cut off OR Waking up with foreign accent syndrome (Jamaican)?
Post by: loulou on August 09, 2007, 12:35:08 am
falling onto the bus or falling off the bus?
Post by: on August 09, 2007, 12:25:39 pm
Crossroads or El Dorado?
Post by: naxos on August 09, 2007, 02:25:58 pm
Shiny council toilet paper or soft stuff your finger goes through?
Post by: lianne on August 09, 2007, 05:44:18 pm
Post by: lianne on August 09, 2007, 05:44:45 pm
Post by: loulou on August 09, 2007, 11:38:39 pm
cows or pigs?
Post by: on August 10, 2007, 08:33:24 am
Stepping in doggy's doodoos on the way to a concert or falling face first into a cow pat?
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2007, 10:33:54 am
having no hair or having head lice?
Post by: lianne on August 10, 2007, 02:59:10 pm
Being stood up or going on a date with someone truly awful?
Post by: loulou on August 10, 2007, 07:28:44 pm
going to a wedding and seeing someone there with the same outfit on or going to a job interview and seeing someone there with the same outfit on ?
Post by: lianne on August 13, 2007, 04:04:49 pm
going t a wedding and seeing someone there with the same outfit
walkin in on your parents at it or one of your parents walking in on you at it?
Post by: on August 15, 2007, 07:53:51 am
Drinking the dregs, when the tea bag has burst or drinking the dregs of cold coffee?
Post by: loulou on August 15, 2007, 11:49:39 pm
walking around all day with egg on your face or tomato ketchup on your face?
Post by: on August 16, 2007, 08:23:52 am
Scrumping apples or stealing lying about your age?
Post by: loulou on August 16, 2007, 10:13:33 am
sleeping with someone for money or sleeping with someone for a dare?
Post by: on August 17, 2007, 08:43:04 am
Her taking food in the mouth and spitting it out or her swallowing food and throwing up?
This was edited for obvious reasons. Bounty please think who is reading these posts and be more thoughtful in future.
Post by: loulou on August 19, 2007, 03:25:48 pm
Buying an expensive new pair of shoes that stretch after a few wears and end up too big or Buying an expensive top that shrinks each time you wash it?
Post by: on August 19, 2007, 06:54:16 pm
Shoes that stretch
Inadvertantly eating Death Cap toadstool or inavertantly eating Belladonna?
Post by: cymrugirl72 on August 19, 2007, 08:42:57 pm
Eating something burnt ot eating something you dont like
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2007, 12:42:24 am
a broken nose or a black eye?
Post by: on August 20, 2007, 08:06:35 am
New Faces or You're a Star?
Post by: loulou on August 20, 2007, 08:28:45 am
Having a wisdom tooth pulled or an ingrowing toenail removed?
Post by: on August 21, 2007, 09:20:15 pm
Incurable Impotence or recurring Priapism?
Post by: spira_lover on September 21, 2007, 06:13:37 pm
allergic to chocolate or Diabetic
Post by: lianne on October 12, 2007, 01:07:00 pm
I'm sorry chocolate lovers - Diabetic
Losing your car keys or losing your mobile phone
Post by: CandyGirl on October 12, 2007, 08:52:11 pm
Christmas alone or christmas with your least favourite relatives?
Post by: wjp666 on October 13, 2007, 02:30:26 am
losing your mind or losing your limbs?
Post by: CandyGirl on October 14, 2007, 11:30:20 am
Being betrayed by a friend or a partner?
Post by: Crunchiegirl on October 28, 2007, 09:55:31 pm
Dogs or cats? (Apologies if already posted, I'm new! 
)
)Post by: Crunchiegirl on October 28, 2007, 09:57:00 pm
Being betrayed by your partner.
Dogs or cats?
Post by: on October 29, 2007, 07:19:36 am
Missing the bus or missing the train?
Post by: loulou on October 30, 2007, 10:28:10 pm
Post by: wjp666 on November 04, 2007, 09:27:09 am
thunder or lightening?
Post by: CandyGirl on November 05, 2007, 08:24:16 pm
Bad hair day or fat day?
Post by: loulou on November 06, 2007, 03:26:02 pm
Visitors arriving 1 hour early or 1 hour late?
Post by: smurfboy on November 06, 2007, 03:37:26 pm
A painful death or a painful life?
Post by: CandyGirl on November 06, 2007, 07:23:55 pm
Having Insomnia or 'sleeping sickness' (where you fall asleep at the drop of a hat)
Post by: wjp666 on November 08, 2007, 03:32:16 pm
getting hit by a car or hitting someone with your car?
Post by: loulou on November 09, 2007, 12:14:28 am
paper cut or spelk?
Post by: wjp666 on November 11, 2007, 04:04:50 pm
eating worms or being eaten by worms?
Post by: CandyGirl on November 11, 2007, 05:08:11 pm
Being ugly or being hated
Post by: loulou on November 14, 2007, 09:42:56 pm
Being ugly
smelly feet or smelly armpits?
Post by: CandyGirl on November 15, 2007, 09:20:12 pm
Big Nose or Big Ears?
Post by: loulou on November 16, 2007, 09:14:00 am
anthony worral thompson or ainsley harriet?
Post by: CandyGirl on November 19, 2007, 07:37:51 pm
Feeling constantly hungry or feeling constantly bloated?
Post by: on November 19, 2007, 08:06:03 pm
Buggering a gorilla or getting buggered by a gorilla?
Post by: loulou on November 20, 2007, 10:26:56 pm
Post by: netbuddy on November 26, 2007, 01:51:17 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter
Feeling constantly bloated.
Buggering a gorilla or getting buggered by a gorilla?
I take this is based on personal experience then
Me thinks you killed this stone dead...
Post by: on November 27, 2007, 07:17:39 am
Post by: netbuddy on November 30, 2007, 01:48:33 am
Post by: smurfboy on January 24, 2008, 01:51:24 pm
Post by: loulou on January 24, 2008, 10:36:31 pm
