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Title: Worst ever song lyrics
Post by: oldspice on March 23, 2007, 06:33:24 pm: I am very interested in song lyrics and have built up a collection of the very best and the very worst. When looking for very bad lyrics, I ignore intentionally bad lyrics and go for ones that were supposed to be good but are terrible.

Here are my two favourite worst sets of lyrics:

Extract from I Did What I Did For Maria: (Tony Christie)

Sunrise, this is the last day that I'll ever see

Out in the court yard they're ready for me,

But I go to my Lord with no fear,

Cos I did what I did for Maria.

As I rode into town, all the shutters were down

Cos they knew I had come, with my hand on my gun,

And revenge in my heart for Maria,

I did what I did for Maria.

Extract from Teen Angel

That fateful night our car was stalled

Up on the rail road track,

I pulled you out and we were safe .....

But you went running back!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 23, 2007, 06:44:15 pm: I like that tony song
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Post by: oldspice on March 23, 2007, 06:58:40 pm: It's about a man who was executed for killing the man who raped and killed his wife! In the 70s people used to politely dance round their handbags andwiggle their bodies to that macabre tale!

I love the line They knew I had come, with my hand on my gun!
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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 23, 2007, 09:21:20 pm: I think its upbeat happy song

also I think it the best out of the 4 song he head in the top 5 !
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Post by: wjp666 on March 23, 2007, 09:41:50 pm: east 17, 'steam':

"outside it's rainin', but inside it's wet!"

genius.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 23, 2007, 09:46:44 pm: Blobbly, oh MR blobby
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Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2007, 12:54:34 am: A classic line from 'Touch Me' by Samantha Fox - 'Like a tramp in the night, I was begging for you'!
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Post by: oldspice on March 24, 2007, 07:54:23 am: Quote from: 623058
I think its upbeat happy song

also I think it the best out of the 4 song he head in the top 5 !

Up beat? His wife dies, he kills his wife's killer, then he dies!

Take an eye for an eye

And a life for a life

For somebody must die

For the death of my wife

What in God's name do you call a down beat song?
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Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2007, 11:18:02 am: 'Zippedee Doo-Dah'?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 24, 2007, 12:17:07 pm: I hate Westlife songs!
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Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2007, 12:24:24 pm
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Post by: Scarlet Passion on March 24, 2007, 02:30:58 pm: Home, home on the range,
where the deer and the antelope play.

Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word,

and the skies are not cloudy all day.

How awful is that?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 24, 2007, 03:04:11 pm: oldspice I'm not sure....

but I actually like that I did what i did marai song
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Post by: oldspice on March 24, 2007, 03:26:31 pm: Well, you're entitled to like it! Don't worry about what I think. Who am I to deprive you of anything?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 24, 2007, 03:38:31 pm: I thourgh it nice that some one would go to THAT lenght to prove there love for someone else. and that he would died in the process to make it clear to the world of his beliefs
( in a good way not those stupid ppl that blow them self up but for love and happynees #)
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Post by: smurfboy on March 24, 2007, 07:46:48 pm: From Sheena Easton's Modern Girl - 'She eats a tangerine, flicks through a magazine....'

From Tell Me On a Sunday - 'Take me to a zoo that's got chimpanzees, tell me on a Sunday please...'
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on March 26, 2007, 09:56:04 am: "I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer." ~ Rhythm is a dancer by Snap!
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Post by: smurfboy on March 26, 2007, 08:24:46 pm: Or what about 'I love you like a fat kid love cake' from 21 Questions by 50 Cent! Actually, I think that might be one of the best ones
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Post by: Sweetie pie on March 28, 2007, 01:58:56 pm: " I love it when she calls, she never calls at all".

I think its Kasier chiefs