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I weigh 10 stones exactly.
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You fat bastard
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On the contory, I have a 28'' waist.
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I think therein lies the joke Robbie...

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WHO ATE ALL THE PIES????????
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Very "contoury"... we like curves....
Actually, my preference is contrary to the above statement and i feel that the meat is sweetest nearer the bone...
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What does everyone else weigh?
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13 stones, 8 lbs, 34" waist.
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That is a secret I will never share!
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I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO WORK IN CONFECTIONERY.
THEY WEIGH LOTS OF SWEETS.
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I agree with you there Oldspice - some secrets should never be told - well not on this forum anyway!
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How about boobs size, is that classified too?
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Ah well that's different - 36DD and proud of it!
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8st 6lb last time I checked.
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As for boobs....a handful...
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Golden Cup -
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Did you hear about the woman with enormous boobs who went for a breast reduction? The Doctor asked 'do you mind if I weigh them?' The woman agrees.
Special prize to whoever gets the right punchline... 
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.. she goes behind the screen and removes her bra. The doctor then goes over to her, fondles her breasts and says 'waheeeey'.
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I love breasts.
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And the winner is...

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Awwww 
My boyfriends cat is gonna have kittens in the next couple of weeks.
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This conversation went from boobs to kittens.
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Or pussies, as I would say.
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You gotta have boobs, you gotta have boobs, B-O-O-B-S!
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'Dribbles'
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That makes a change. You are normally just slevering.
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In Nottingham we say Slavering
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I say salivating.
No not really i don't.
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I want your Boobs Lou.
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My mom says 'savilating' - she's going a bit Julia Brogan in her old age, bless her.
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You can't have them bounty.
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I
my b(.)(.)bs
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I
mine too - and so does my husband!
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I
mine too. So does my boyffiend. I'm sure he is only marrying me so he can have a pair of his own
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They are wonderful.. I play with my girlfriend's all the time. She seems to like it too, so everyone's happy
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David always plays with mine too....not sure he knows he is doing it half the time. His hands are like a magnet! 
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I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
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Any excuse!
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I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
Which person's migraine?!
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I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
Where did you read that?
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Doesnt stop mine, although orgasm is a good pain releiver ;)
True fact.
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I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
Where did you read that?
I made it up but thought it sounded good.
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How about having them kissed gently, what does that do?
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Sometimes (eg. when jogging) I wish I could 'pop' mine off (think Sesame Street Burt's nose) and leave them behind for my boyfriend to play with as occasionally they get in the way. But overall I have prefer having big ones to small ones.
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Are your nipples like ripe cherries? hence your name
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If you massage them regularly and keep it up they increase in size.
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Does it work for willies too?
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I dont know, I dont have one of those
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LOL
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Are your nipples like ripe cherries? 
I'll leave that to your imagination, Bounty. 
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I'll take that as a yes