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Chat => General => Topic started by: robbie on January 25, 2005, 01:13:44 pm

Title: About me
Post by: robbie on January 25, 2005, 01:13:44 pm
I weigh 10 stones exactly.
Title: About me
Post by: on January 25, 2005, 01:34:09 pm
You fat bastard
Title: About me
Post by: robbie on January 25, 2005, 03:52:56 pm
On the contory, I have a 28'' waist.
Title: About me
Post by: smurfboy on January 25, 2005, 03:55:54 pm

I think therein lies the joke Robbie...


Title: About me
Post by: Bunny on January 25, 2005, 04:03:13 pm
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES????????
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Post by: lemoneye on January 25, 2005, 04:10:05 pm

Very "contoury"... we like curves....


Actually, my preference is contrary to the above statement and i feel that the meat is sweetest nearer the bone...

Title: About me
Post by: robbie on January 25, 2005, 04:13:08 pm
What does everyone else weigh?
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Post by: on January 25, 2005, 04:17:27 pm
13 stones,  8 lbs, 34" waist.
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Post by: oldspice on January 25, 2005, 07:28:02 pm
That is a secret I will never share!
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Post by: on January 25, 2005, 07:57:19 pm

I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO WORK IN CONFECTIONERY.


THEY WEIGH LOTS OF SWEETS.

Title: About me
Post by: goldencup on January 25, 2005, 08:25:33 pm

 


I agree with you there Oldspice - some secrets should never be told - well not on this forum anyway!

Title: About me
Post by: on January 25, 2005, 09:29:49 pm
How about boobs size, is that classified too?
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Post by: goldencup on January 26, 2005, 10:52:43 am
Ah well that's different - 36DD and proud of it!
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 26, 2005, 11:04:37 am
8st 6lb last time I checked.
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 26, 2005, 11:05:03 am
As for boobs....a handful...
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Post by: on January 26, 2005, 11:07:53 am
Golden Cup -
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Post by: smurfboy on January 26, 2005, 11:28:40 am

Did you hear about the woman with enormous boobs who went for a breast reduction? The Doctor asked 'do you mind if I weigh them?' The woman agrees.


Special prize to whoever gets the right punchline...

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Post by: on January 26, 2005, 11:39:08 am
.. she goes behind the screen and removes her bra.  The doctor then goes over to her, fondles her breasts and says 'waheeeey'.
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Post by: goldencup on January 26, 2005, 11:47:14 am
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Post by: on January 26, 2005, 12:13:36 pm
I love breasts. 
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Post by: smurfboy on January 26, 2005, 01:38:44 pm

And the winner is...


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Post by: on January 26, 2005, 02:02:41 pm
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 26, 2005, 02:06:03 pm

Awwww


My boyfriends cat is gonna have kittens in the next couple of weeks.

Title: About me
Post by: loulou on January 26, 2005, 09:00:42 pm
This conversation went from boobs to kittens.
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Post by: on January 26, 2005, 09:02:08 pm

Or pussies, as I would say.

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Post by: smurfboy on January 27, 2005, 10:36:47 am
You gotta have boobs, you gotta have boobs, B-O-O-B-S!
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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2005, 04:52:50 pm
I have
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Post by: on January 27, 2005, 05:05:13 pm
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Post by: on January 27, 2005, 05:05:42 pm
'Dribbles'
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Post by: on January 27, 2005, 07:22:40 pm
That makes a change. You are normally just slevering.
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Post by: on January 27, 2005, 09:05:47 pm
In Nottingham we say Slavering
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Post by: loulou on January 27, 2005, 10:41:33 pm

I say salivating. 


 


 


No not really i don't.

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Post by: on January 28, 2005, 07:34:09 am
I want your Boobs Lou.
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Post by: smurfboy on January 28, 2005, 09:15:31 am
My mom says 'savilating' - she's going a bit Julia Brogan in her old age, bless her.
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Post by: loulou on January 28, 2005, 08:59:36 pm
You can't have them bounty.
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Post by: on January 29, 2005, 10:31:10 am
Confused
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on January 31, 2005, 01:09:55 pm

I  my b(.)(.)bs


 

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Post by: on January 31, 2005, 01:26:38 pm
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Post by: goldencup on January 31, 2005, 01:27:21 pm
I  mine too - and so does my husband!
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 31, 2005, 02:20:59 pm
I  mine too. So does my boyffiend. I'm sure he is only marrying me so he can have a pair of his own
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Post by: on January 31, 2005, 02:31:23 pm
They are wonderful.. I play with my girlfriend's all the time.  She seems to like it too, so everyone's happy
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 31, 2005, 02:36:35 pm

David always plays with mine too....not sure he knows he is doing it half the time. His hands are like a magnet!

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Post by: loulou on January 31, 2005, 06:15:35 pm
I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.
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Post by: goldencup on January 31, 2005, 07:16:07 pm
Any excuse!
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Post by: on January 31, 2005, 08:32:46 pm

Quote from: loulou
I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.


Which person's migraine?!

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Post by: kevvosa on January 31, 2005, 10:48:12 pm

Quote from: loulou
I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.




Where did you read that?

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Post by: salsa on January 31, 2005, 11:05:17 pm

Doesnt stop mine, although orgasm is a good pain releiver ;)


 


True fact.

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Post by: loulou on January 31, 2005, 11:36:58 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
Quote from: loulou
I read that having your breasts massaged regularly reduces migraines.


Where did you read that?


 


I made it up but thought it sounded good.

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Post by: goldencup on February 01, 2005, 07:42:36 am
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Post by: on February 01, 2005, 08:08:30 am

How about having them kissed gently, what does that do?

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2005, 08:36:43 am
Sometimes (eg. when jogging) I wish I could 'pop' mine off (think Sesame Street Burt's nose) and leave them behind for my boyfriend to play with as occasionally they get in the way. But overall I have prefer having big ones to small ones.
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Post by: on February 01, 2005, 08:39:08 am
Are your nipples like ripe cherries?  hence your name
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Post by: chocolate chick on February 01, 2005, 09:51:56 am
If you massage them regularly and keep it up they increase in size.
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Post by: on February 01, 2005, 10:08:01 am
Does it work for willies too?
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Post by: chocolate chick on February 01, 2005, 11:08:53 am
I dont know, I dont have one of those
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Post by: aveit101 on February 01, 2005, 11:19:37 am
LOL
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 01, 2005, 12:57:39 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Are your nipples like ripe cherries?  


 I'll leave that to your imagination, Bounty.

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Post by: on February 01, 2005, 01:09:22 pm

I'll take that as a yes