all i can say is...
DING!
Where are it's ears? It looks silly without ears!
You know with a staple gun and some twigs you could have that looking like a litte teeny tiny grey reindeer in no time.
No honest I saw it on Blue Peter once, but my mum wouldn't let me do it to our cat!
She always was a spoil sport.
apologies... but i'm a dog person.
Are you a veggie Kevvosa?
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos turkeys jus wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don't eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate an not on yu plate
Say, Yo! Turkey, I'm on your side.
I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up and genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.
Turkeys jus wanna play reggae
Turkeys jus wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying,
'I cannot wait for de chop'?
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas tv,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.
I once knew a turkey called Turkey
He said 'Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to Christmas trees?
I said, 'I am not too sure turkey
But it's got nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash.'
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey'll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'
AHH
Quote from: Velvet DarknessAre you a veggie Kevvosa?
Well I havent touched meat in ages, but I'd consider myself more in a 'converting to veggie' phase. But that's what I intend to be.
When I move I want to get an allotment to keep my own chickens in as I've heard they're rather easy to look after
I only asked because I have always thought like that about animals and I have been vegetarian for a long time now. Good luck with converting, since the will is obviously there then I'm sure the reality won't be far behind.
I do eat dairy and eggs and we keep our own hens.
They are really easy to look after and fun to own too, and there is nothing like picking up your first fresh egg from under your own hen. It's great!
But we have to be very sure we remember to lock the pen up at night because if we don't they do a very good impersonation of Houdini and can escape from even the most secure looking pen!
I can't stand Benjamin Zephania.
Who is he?