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Title: A cat is for life not just for christmas
Post by: loulou on December 18, 2006, 12:52:12 am
Title: A cat is for life not just for christmas
Post by: wjp666 on December 18, 2006, 04:52:49 am

all i can say is...



DING!

Title: A cat is for life not just for christmas
Post by: oldspice on December 18, 2006, 06:57:57 am
You nasty man!  Cats are fantastic friends and loving pets.
Title: A cat is for life not just for christmas
Post by: on December 18, 2006, 10:08:13 am
They also eat lots of birds, however I would never condone putting them in a microwave.
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Post by: loulou on December 18, 2006, 03:24:33 pm
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 18, 2006, 07:22:52 pm
How can you eat a cat? 
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Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 18, 2006, 10:34:29 pm

Where are it's ears? It looks silly without ears!


 


You know with a staple gun and some twigs you could have that looking like a litte teeny tiny grey reindeer in no time.


No honest I saw it on Blue Peter once, but my mum wouldn't let me do it to our cat!


She always was a spoil sport.

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Post by: kevvosa on December 18, 2006, 11:07:09 pm

It's a shame that such a saying doesn't apply to other animals. I have a saying that goes " A turkey is for life, not for Christmas". They are beautiful animals and should not have to suffer so we can eat them on Christmas day.

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Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 19, 2006, 12:01:26 am
Are you a veggie Kevvosa?
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Post by: wjp666 on December 19, 2006, 12:39:10 am

apologies... but i'm a dog person.



 


 


 

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Post by: kevvosa on December 19, 2006, 09:13:05 am


Quote from: Velvet Darkness
Are you a veggie Kevvosa?


Well I havent touched meat in ages, but I'd consider myself more in a 'converting to veggie' phase. But that's what I intend to be.

When I move I want to get an allotment to keep my own chickens in as I've heard they're rather easy to look after
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Title: A cat is for life not just for christmas
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 19, 2006, 04:21:06 pm
wjp666 I thorhg you were a pussy person! 
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Post by: wjp666 on December 19, 2006, 05:30:05 pm
Title: A cat is for life not just for christmas
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 19, 2006, 09:19:15 pm
REMEMBER ALL AMAMAILS ARE FOR LIFE NOT JUST XMAS !

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Post by: kevvosa on December 19, 2006, 10:44:34 pm




Title: A cat is for life not just for christmas
Post by: wjp666 on December 20, 2006, 12:26:22 am
umm... except turkeys, of course.
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Post by: oldspice on December 20, 2006, 07:13:57 am

Talking Turkeys!!
Benjamin Zephaniah


Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos turkeys jus wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don't eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate an not on yu plate
Say, Yo! Turkey, I'm on your side.

I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up and genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys jus wanna play reggae
Turkeys jus wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying,
'I cannot wait for de chop'?
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas tv,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey called Turkey
He said 'Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to Christmas trees?
I said, 'I am not too sure turkey
But it's got nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash.'

Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey'll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'


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Post by: Sweetie pie on December 20, 2006, 01:02:53 pm

 


AHH

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Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 20, 2006, 11:53:48 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
Quote from: Velvet Darkness
Are you a veggie Kevvosa?


Well I havent touched meat in ages, but I'd consider myself more in a 'converting to veggie' phase. But that's what I intend to be.

When I move I want to get an allotment to keep my own chickens in as I've heard they're rather easy to look after


I only asked because I have always thought like that about animals and I have been vegetarian for a long time now. Good luck with converting, since the will is obviously there then I'm sure the reality won't be far behind.


I do eat dairy and eggs and we keep our own hens.


They are really easy to look after and fun to own too, and there is nothing like picking up your first fresh egg from under your own hen. It's great!


But we have to be very sure we remember to lock the pen up at night because if we don't they do a very good impersonation of Houdini and can escape from even the most secure looking pen!

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Post by: smurfboy on December 21, 2006, 12:45:52 am
I can't stand Benjamin Zephania.
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Post by: loulou on December 21, 2006, 05:54:05 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
I can't stand Benjamin Zephania.


Who is he?

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Post by: oldspice on December 21, 2006, 05:58:56 pm
He's the guy that wrote the poem above. He's a black British poet who writes fantastically funny poems, some of them with a slightly political message.