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Chat => General => Topic started by: Velvet Darkness on December 07, 2006, 12:28:51 pm

Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 07, 2006, 12:28:51 pm

To whoever sent me the personal message I have been trying to access for the last 2 days, (I hope it's not admin) I am really really sorry.


This computer came with some very over-zealous firewall virus protection softwear built in and for some reason it simply does not like the personal message section of this site.


So I have no way of opening the page that contains my personal messages.


It says something like "This page contains material that may not be secure, therefore access is denied."


Unfortunately I am no computer whiz and I cannot get it to lower it's protection in order for me to be able to get in.


(Saying lots of swear words under my breath)

Title: My personal message??
Post by: robbie on December 07, 2006, 05:35:20 pm
Don't worry, it was probably just Bounty Hunter asking if you are still in school.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 07, 2006, 06:21:43 pm
Yes it will be bountys welcome message.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 07, 2006, 06:34:05 pm
He tries to chat up every female member on here.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 07, 2006, 06:35:36 pm
kev did he try to chat up you?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 07, 2006, 06:37:54 pm
No, I'm not a female. 
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 07, 2006, 06:39:02 pm
I know you are male but when you joined some of us were confused and thought you were female.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 07, 2006, 06:39:37 pm
Oh, well I've never had any messages from bounty. Have you? 
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 07, 2006, 06:41:01 pm
Only a few, about 600.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 07, 2006, 07:26:19 pm
I had a couple, I;m sure it was about confusing you lot?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 08, 2006, 08:41:50 am
Yes, it was from me. It's a shame that she can't read it.  

I have sent some PMs to the guys but they aren't naughty ones.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: oldspice on December 08, 2006, 07:26:11 pm
I hope you haven't sent her any of your "literature" Bounty.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 08, 2006, 07:27:37 pm
If he has she'll need to rub herself with salt to get clean again. 
Title: My personal message??
Post by: smurfboy on December 08, 2006, 07:33:09 pm
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 09, 2006, 09:07:50 am
I have sent her another equally nice one.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 09, 2006, 07:26:16 pm

Still no access to my personal messages, maybe my brother can fix it when he visits for xmas.


Quote from: Velvet Darkness


It says something like "This page contains material that may not be secure, therefore access is denied."



From what you all have said I am starting to think that my computer is very wise and obviously has more sense than I gave it credit for.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 09, 2006, 07:27:03 pm
Sorry Bounty Hunter.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 10, 2006, 08:37:40 am
Thanks.  A PM cannot have anything on it that would harm your computer.  Since you cannot read the PM, I will have to say it publicly.

On the other hand...  
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 10, 2006, 05:07:44 pm
I cannot understand why you cannot read your pm's velvet.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: smurfboy on December 10, 2006, 05:12:11 pm
Her firewall.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 10, 2006, 05:18:04 pm
It's maybe not a bad thing if bounty is sending his stories.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 10, 2006, 05:28:32 pm
Not my stories no, just what I would like to do with Velvet and a jar of Nutella!

Oops!
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 10, 2006, 05:29:36 pm
 Afraid 





Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 10, 2006, 05:48:51 pm
I've sent GC the second half of my story.  Yes it's naughty but this one is very romantic and might make you cry, do you want to read it on a PM?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 10, 2006, 06:00:48 pm
Bounty you dont even know what Velvet looks like, so how do you know you'd like to spread nutella on her?


Title: My personal message??
Post by: smurfboy on December 10, 2006, 06:12:04 pm
He ain't fussy.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 10, 2006, 06:16:45 pm
Velvet could have a hair lip for all he knows. 
Title: My personal message??
Post by: smurfboy on December 10, 2006, 06:17:17 pm
Or a hairy lip.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 10, 2006, 06:19:42 pm
Isnt that the same thing?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 10, 2006, 06:33:57 pm
No isn't a hare lip when the lip is a little raised and looks like your lippy is permanently smudged?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 10, 2006, 07:14:28 pm
No one who writes post as sexily as her can be any other than a babe!  
Title: My personal message??
Post by: smurfboy on December 10, 2006, 07:34:58 pm

Quote from: kevvosa
Isnt that the same thing?


No, a hare lip is an abnormality, whereas a hairy lip is a tache!

Title: My personal message??
Post by: smurfboy on December 10, 2006, 07:36:36 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
No one who writes post as sexily as her can be any other than a babe!


That's ridiculous. Although I must admit I have drawn my own conclusions on Velvet due to her posting style.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 10, 2006, 07:37:57 pm
It's not ridiculous, it's just me being Bounty!
Title: My personal message??
Post by: smurfboy on December 10, 2006, 08:40:21 pm
Is that a different thing?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 10, 2006, 08:47:09 pm
 
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 10, 2006, 09:16:15 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
No one who writes post as sexily as her can be any other than a babe!


hogwash

Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 11, 2006, 04:32:38 pm
Bounty do you think lou writes sexily with her pink writing?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 11, 2006, 06:18:10 pm
Don't encourage him kev. I only type i pink so I can spot my own posts and not answer myself.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: Forth Bridges on December 11, 2006, 06:38:44 pm
what happen to Bouty SEXul  storys?
there were WELL writin!

Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 11, 2006, 11:04:05 pm
were they?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: oldspice on December 12, 2006, 06:58:17 am
I've read more interesting telephone messages!
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 12, 2006, 08:42:46 am
Do you mean text messages? 
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 12, 2006, 09:18:20 am
or telephone directories?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 13, 2006, 10:15:19 am

Quote from: loulou
Don't encourage him kev. I only type i pink so I can spot my own posts and not answer myself.


I thought it was to create emphasis?


Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 14, 2006, 01:18:08 am
No. The large type is to create emphasis silly.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 14, 2006, 09:34:29 am
As a moderator can you get automatic pink text, or do you have to change it to pink every time you type a message?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 14, 2006, 07:16:25 pm
She's just a girlie - it's automatic.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 16, 2006, 03:21:48 pm
 Girl 3 





Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 16, 2006, 08:03:53 pm

Oh Bounty Hunter...


I can see it now......


You me and a jar of nutella. The perfect evening.....


If only it wasn't for my allergy to nuts.


Ahhh I may never recover from my disappointment!


P.S. No hare lips, hairy lips, beards or third eyes in the middle of my forehead either. I am not bald, blind, or lame. I have a full complement of fingers and toes and I am fully house trained too.(Although that last has taken quite some time to accomplish!) 

Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 16, 2006, 10:30:11 pm
Looks like you are in there bounty if only you can forget your nuts.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 17, 2006, 08:24:49 am
Hi Velevet,
that's OK I can get some chocolate sauce without nuts.  I think you would enjoy it.  I'm not house trained but I am woman trained so between us we should be OK.

I'm not listening to the other's you sound like a babe to me.

These are for you.
Love
Bounty x

Title: My personal message??
Post by: oldspice on December 17, 2006, 09:43:40 am
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Post by: kevvosa on December 17, 2006, 09:55:39 am

Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 17, 2006, 10:50:26 am
Rose: Rose - Standard Tricolour 
Those flowers look a bit cheap. This is better.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 17, 2006, 10:51:38 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
Hi Velevet,


Not off to a good start getting her name wrong.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 17, 2006, 11:04:17 am
Up yours!  Anyway freesias are NOT cheap.  
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 17, 2006, 11:41:00 am
Yes they are. 79p a bunch in Morrisons.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 17, 2006, 11:46:59 am
Whatever.  They are beautiful and have a lovely scent.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: goldencup on December 17, 2006, 11:50:13 am
I like freesias.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 17, 2006, 11:51:55 am
Well hopefully bounty will buy you some. loulou39068.4945486111
Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 17, 2006, 03:59:17 pm

Thankyou very much for the flowers Bounty.


I agree with you and goldencup, I love Freesias. I think the scent is beautiful, and they look so pretty.


(Personally I think standard roses made into a ball look a bit tasteless, but don't tell OK??)


I am not sure how anyone could sound like a babe, especially in print, but I thankyou for the compliment anyway. You're very sweet.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 17, 2006, 08:11:03 pm
There is a certain elegance and beauty to the way you write.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 17, 2006, 08:34:41 pm
Quote from: Velvet Darkness

(Personally I think standard roses made into a ball look a bit tasteless, but don't tell OK??)



A ball?  It's a tree.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 17, 2006, 08:38:41 pm
Quote from: loulou

A ball?  It's a tree.



Oh.


Ok then.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 17, 2006, 08:39:42 pm
Am i the only one who thinks it's pretty?
Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 17, 2006, 08:51:04 pm

Well it's not to my taste but I suppose it is nice.


If anyone were to get me roses I would hope they would be a deep dark red with a lovely scent.


I love things that smell good.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 17, 2006, 09:33:03 pm

Quote from: loulou
Am i the only one who thinks it's pretty?





Title: My personal message??
Post by: Velvet Darkness on December 17, 2006, 09:50:00 pm
Title: My personal message??
Post by: oldspice on December 17, 2006, 10:30:59 pm

Quote from: goldencup
I like freesias.


Me too.

Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 18, 2006, 10:03:51 am
Bounty 1  Loulou 0  AET
Title: My personal message??
Post by: loulou on December 18, 2006, 10:56:53 am
Just because I go for quality not quantity.
Title: My personal message??
Post by: kevvosa on December 19, 2006, 09:14:34 am
That's not what I've heard lou 
Title: My personal message??
Post by: on December 19, 2006, 04:14:45 pm