Enough of this now! You're all nicked!
Stop pretending to be me Chocolate Police. I'm bored.
Loulou cop for this.
Cor, that feels good!!!
Who fancies a shag?
That couldn't relieve the boredom.
Well I got up at 6 am, made lunchboxes for two sons and one husband, got breakfast, washed up, went to work (where I am now). I will finish at 7.15 and go straight to a music rehearsal, get back at around 11 pm, tidy up, wash up and go to bed. And it's my birthday!
For any Monty Python fans, this is in danger of becoming a 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch!
No that's not right. aveit is saving himself for me.