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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on October 19, 2006, 12:28:24 pm

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: smurfboy on October 19, 2006, 12:28:24 pm
So, now she's saying he beat her. Anyone believe her?
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: goldencup on October 19, 2006, 03:04:15 pm
Nope.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: kevvosa on October 19, 2006, 03:09:18 pm
She comes across as a sour witch. 
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on October 19, 2006, 03:15:18 pm
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on October 19, 2006, 03:16:45 pm
She lies all the time. When she was younger and worked Saturdays in a jewellers shop she stole and got caught. I wouldn't believe anything that comes out of the nasty bitch's mouth.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: wjp666 on October 19, 2006, 05:52:51 pm
and paul gave john a hard time for hooking up with yoko...! wjp66639009.7055555556
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: oldspice on October 19, 2006, 06:10:12 pm
I don't believe her. He's well shot of her.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on October 20, 2006, 12:16:00 am
Yes that's a good idea. He should have shot her.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: lorri on October 21, 2006, 11:19:40 pm

she really is showing her true colours   a man in the public eye as much as he is would of been uncovered as a bully long ago if it where true im sure  

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: lucifersplaym8t on October 22, 2006, 12:52:43 am
and.... why has she now revealed she's "taped the rows" very forward planning indeed - calculating beeatch!!
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2006, 02:46:24 pm
she is a spitful little BICTH! 
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2006, 04:16:56 pm
Now Paul is saying Heather beat him up.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2006, 04:47:22 pm
just look at him, it snot that hard! 
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: Jamsi on October 22, 2006, 05:12:21 pm
Why does she need half of his money? She was only with him a short time and he earned it all not her... GOLD DIGGER
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2006, 06:34:49 pm
I'm sure she could go back into porn if she is so desperate for money.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: kevvosa on October 22, 2006, 09:42:18 pm
Has she been in porn?
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2006, 10:07:08 pm
Yes. She says she hasn't but her sister says she has. She prostituted herself to an arab once for a Porsche.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: Forth Bridges on October 22, 2006, 10:37:13 pm
porn star! i wonder if he give paul fire rocket? 
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: on October 23, 2006, 10:20:13 am
She's got nice ti*s. loulou39013.7777430556
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: smurfboy on October 23, 2006, 11:09:06 am
She looks as rough as a bag of nails these days. Any porn she made now would be strictly bargain bin stuff.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: oldspice on October 24, 2006, 08:17:06 am

I think if Paul was a wife beater he would not have such a good relationship with his former wife's family (the Eastmans). Also, I don't believe that rubbish about drink and drugs. Paul is well-known for not wasting money and I can't believe he would throw money away on things that would harm his body as he is a well-known health fantatic too.


Heather is an evil temptress, a greedy cow and a liar.

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: on October 24, 2006, 10:34:47 am
Now you've gone too far.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: smurfboy on October 24, 2006, 12:47:20 pm

Why, if it's what she thinks? It's what a hell of a lot of other people think too!


Picking up on Oldspice's point on Paul's relationship with Linda's family, you can apply this to his kids too. Surely they wouldn have known if their mother was being abused? Mary McCartney isn't even Paul's biological daughter - she's Linda's from a previous relationship - so she needn't have anything to do with him if he's really some monster who beat her mother.

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: kevvosa on October 24, 2006, 02:37:14 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Now you've gone too far.


That's a bit rich coming from one who gives us paragraph long details about erections and such like.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on October 24, 2006, 05:15:42 pm
Quote from: oldspice

Heather is an evil temptress, a greedy cow and a liar.



Exactly.

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: goldencup on October 24, 2006, 05:30:51 pm
Quote from: loulou
Quote from: oldspice

Heather is an evil temptress, a greedy cow and a liar.



Exactly.



Sums it up perfectly IMHO. 

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: smurfboy on November 19, 2006, 01:26:28 pm
Heather has now claimed she has been overwhelmed by the support of the public, and that people hug her in the street! Funny - everyone I know thinks she's a lying, thieving cow...
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: oldspice on November 19, 2006, 03:54:01 pm

Perhaps she can't tell the difference between a hug and a punch in the mouth!


Pual is almost a God to many people and I don't know a single person who supports her.

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: smurfboy on November 19, 2006, 03:58:21 pm
Perhaps she was misquoted and people are actually trying to mug her in the street...
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: oldspice on November 19, 2006, 04:01:01 pm


Perhaps they are actually saying "Hop it you greedy cow!"

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on November 19, 2006, 04:35:49 pm
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on November 25, 2006, 10:57:49 pm
Good news. Heather has decided to leave Britain and go and live in America.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: oldspice on November 26, 2006, 09:32:35 am
That's far too close!
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on November 26, 2006, 12:35:55 pm
She is going to hop on a plane and never come back.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: kevvosa on November 27, 2006, 02:32:37 pm
When she lands I bet everyone will run away in terror. 
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on November 27, 2006, 04:44:15 pm
She can't run after them.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: kevvosa on November 28, 2006, 09:36:47 am
Why not?
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on November 28, 2006, 09:12:30 pm
one leg?
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: kevvosa on November 29, 2006, 09:58:53 am
Oh. 
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: oldspice on November 30, 2006, 06:58:01 am
Don't you remember Paul complaining that he was always going home and finding her legless on the sofa?
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: kevvosa on November 30, 2006, 05:04:59 pm

Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: oldspice on November 30, 2006, 07:10:47 pm
Heather's demanding £200 million but her lawyer told her she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: loulou on November 30, 2006, 09:26:32 pm
Title: Heather and Paul
Post by: Jamsi on December 01, 2006, 02:39:08 pm
Heather said that she is getting death threats and feels terrible about everyone hating her. She claims she didn't feel this bad when she lost her leg!