Post by: on January 08, 2005, 12:44:25 pm
There's less sex on TV now than there has ever been. Back in the 70's you could always rely on programmes like Play for Today for some nudity and naughtiness. Nowadays all we get is the odd programme on C5 about the porn industry and it's awfully tacky and not what I want.
I think there's a place in modern Britain for well thought out erotic drama. I'm talking about real sensuality and sexiness. The reason women don't like porn is because it's crap and generally portrays the fairer sex as thoughtless, worthless pieces of meat.
I think if someone could produce explicit, but thoughtful, erotic drama the ratings would go through the roof; and if it was done right you'd get as many women tuning in as men.
Discuss.
Post by: robbie on January 08, 2005, 05:42:45 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 08, 2005, 05:56:27 pm
Anyone seen Nighty Night or Shameless??
The current Dennis Potter season on BBC Four features plenty of sex.
Post by: robbie on January 08, 2005, 07:05:40 pm
Post by: loulou on January 08, 2005, 09:22:08 pm
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Post by: oldspice on January 10, 2005, 07:03:51 am
Post by: on January 10, 2005, 08:19:13 am
Pennies from Heaven is the one where that bird put lipstick on her nipples. I can't remember any sex in The Singing detective.
I watched the Adult Channel last night. That's the sort of thing I mean. In some of the shows the women take the lead and it's the men who look stupid. It's all British made and is definitely an antidote to the normal hardcore drivel.
Post by: on January 10, 2005, 08:30:55 am
Post by: oldspice on January 10, 2005, 02:52:17 pm
No offence taken - I just feel for your girlfriend - having her sex life broadcast on the forum!!
Post by: on January 10, 2005, 03:00:58 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 10, 2005, 03:34:50 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 10, 2005, 05:50:01 pm
Post by: on January 12, 2005, 12:30:46 pm
Would everyone care to rate the following positions. score out of 10. I'll start -
Missionary 6-10 depending.
Doggy 9
Her on top 8
spoons 4
Wheelbarrow 7
Post by: on January 12, 2005, 12:35:19 pm
Post by: Chocolate Button on January 12, 2005, 12:49:50 pm
Post by: on January 12, 2005, 01:17:58 pm
I wouldn't get any pleasure in watching myself. However it would form the basis of an excellent instruction manual on sexual technique, foreplay etc.
Post by: goldencup on January 12, 2005, 01:41:05 pm
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Post by: Chocolate Button on January 12, 2005, 02:55:50 pm
Post by: loulou on January 12, 2005, 05:33:21 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter
Would everyone care to rate the following positions. score out of 10. I'll start -
Missionary 6-10 depending.
Doggy 9
Her on top 8
spoons 4
Wheelbarrow 7
Sex with bounty 0/10
Post by: loulou on January 12, 2005, 05:34:04 pm
Post by: on January 12, 2005, 07:39:07 pm
Quote from: loulou
Quote from: bounty hunterWould everyone care to rate the following positions. score out of 10. I'll start -
Missionary 6-10 depending.
Doggy 9
Her on top 8
spoons 4
Wheelbarrow 7
Sex with bounty 0/10
Sex with Lou lou -3/10
Post by: on January 12, 2005, 07:43:11 pm
Quote from: loulou
bounty you know what they say about people who talk about sex all the time?
This is what I believe is known as a truism. I think this is said by people who don't get enough and are trying to transfer their own feelings of frustration. However in your case I'm not sure cos you look like a very pretty lady who must be getting a portion.
Post by: on January 12, 2005, 07:58:32 pm
"This is what I believe is known as a truism. I think this is said by people who don't get enough and are trying to transfer their own feelings of frustration. However in your case I'm not sure cos you look like a very pretty lady who must be getting a portion."
Actually according to the dictionary this isn't a truism. What I meant was that it's something people say, which is held to be true but isn't. is there a word for that?
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Post by: loulou on January 12, 2005, 09:06:23 pm
Post by: loulou on January 12, 2005, 09:07:08 pm
Post by: goldencup on January 13, 2005, 07:36:08 am
Post by: chocolate chick on January 13, 2005, 09:40:13 am
I think girls talk about it to their girly friends....
Post by: aveit101 on January 13, 2005, 11:08:12 am
Quote from: bounty hunter
Quote from: loulouQuote from: bounty hunterWould everyone care to rate the following positions. score out of 10. I'll start -
Missionary 6-10 depending.
Doggy 9
Her on top 8
spoons 4
Wheelbarrow 7
Sex with bounty 0/10
Sex with Lou lou -10/10
Post by: loulou on January 13, 2005, 12:35:12 pm
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Post by: loulou on January 13, 2005, 01:54:00 pm
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Post by: loulou on January 13, 2005, 02:52:47 pm
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Post by: chocolate chick on January 13, 2005, 04:36:55 pm
Post by: aveit101 on January 14, 2005, 02:37:07 pm
Sex with lou lou 10/10 WOTS WRONG WIT THAT
THAT WAS NICE OF ME
Post by: on January 14, 2005, 02:49:10 pm
Post by: chocolate chick on January 14, 2005, 02:53:17 pm
Post by: loulou on January 14, 2005, 09:25:49 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 14, 2005, 10:04:54 pm
Post by: loulou on January 14, 2005, 11:53:33 pm
Post by: goldencup on January 15, 2005, 05:13:46 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 15, 2005, 05:56:41 pm
Post by: on January 16, 2005, 12:12:57 pm
Post by: on January 16, 2005, 12:18:47 pm
Oldspice you surprise me.
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I'm sure you will all understand that if you can read garbage!!!
Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Post by: oldspice on January 16, 2005, 12:32:50 pm
Obviously I am stupid. I know one thing. I certainly glad I don't work for you.
Post by: on January 16, 2005, 12:40:16 pm
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 12:44:16 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 16, 2005, 12:45:18 pm
A dash is often used by some people like a sort of musical intro. You know:
"Sex with lou lou (da da or drum roll) 10 out of 10"
I think it much more likely he meant that rather than minus 10/10.
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 12:51:15 pm
Post by: on January 16, 2005, 12:54:12 pm
If I write 'There's too many orange people - far too many. Then that's ok to use it as a dash.
So what if I write, the minimum temperature in Oslo tomorrow is -10 degrees, you would take that as plus 10 degrees would you? Do me a favour.
Post by: on January 16, 2005, 12:55:24 pm
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 12:55:50 pm
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 12:56:31 pm
Post by: oldspice on January 16, 2005, 12:56:53 pm
OK, OK, I agree that that symbol before a number SHOULD represent a minus sign. BUT - I think he meant to be a dash. I think you can't bare the idea of someone getting 10/10 for sex except you, Bounty.
Post by: on January 16, 2005, 01:00:32 pm
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 01:01:55 pm
Oldspice don't agree with him just to keep the peace. He has to learn he cannot always be right. I notice he always likes to have the last word too. I f I said I went to Tesco and bought milk tray - £2.99 I am not saying it was minus £2.99 am I?
Bounty is just being picky .
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 01:02:43 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter
You have a point oldspice. Loulou no you wouldn't be a cleaner, you would be keeper of the Toblerone.
Bounty I'd rather sweep the streets than work for you.
Post by: oldspice on January 16, 2005, 01:03:02 pm
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 01:05:48 pm
Post by: on January 16, 2005, 01:12:35 pm
Quote from: loulou
Oldspice don't agree with him just to keep the peace. He has to learn he cannot always be right. I notice he always likes to have the last word too. I f I said I went to Tesco and bought milk tray - £2.99 I am not saying it was minus £2.99 am I?
Bounty is just being picky .
Thats different, partly beacuse the - is appearing within text and also because it is known by everyone that you cannot have a minus cost of something.
I'm sorry if you don't like it but -10/10 can only mean minus ten out of ten, meaning a very low score.
Oldspice, I might have sex in the cupboard once, but mostly it would be kissing and fondling. I would of course put carpets in the cupboard and some plastic flowers and a painting or something - probably a Renoir.
There would of course also be a generous assortment of chocolates.
Post by: loulou on January 16, 2005, 01:13:42 pm
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Post by: oldspice on January 18, 2005, 04:48:17 pm
Post by: goldencup on January 18, 2005, 07:15:38 pm
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Post by: aveit101 on January 20, 2005, 11:18:49 am
Quote from: bounty hunter
A dash? How incredibly misleading. It's a good job you don't work for NASSA. How stupid can you get!
ALL I DID WAS PUT AN EXTRA LINE THERE
U GET GET ALOT STUPEDER THAN THAT
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Post by: loulou on January 20, 2005, 10:28:18 pm