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Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: on August 06, 2006, 03:06:06 pm

This was taken with my mobile phone, hence the poor quality. 


Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 06, 2006, 03:17:40 pm
where did you take it/


Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: on August 06, 2006, 03:32:54 pm
Llandudno
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Post by: Forth Bridges on August 06, 2006, 03:38:18 pm
walsh?
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: on August 06, 2006, 03:56:13 pm
bless you
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 06, 2006, 04:04:22 pm

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: loulou on August 06, 2006, 06:19:58 pm
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: oldspice on August 06, 2006, 06:56:52 pm

If they think purses needs an apsotrophe, why not wallets? They are both plurals. I think it is the old misconception that a vowel and consonent must be separated by an apostrophe.


Did they wonder why you were taking a photo?

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 06, 2006, 09:34:29 pm
There is a pub near me with a blackboard advertising the various burger's, pizza's and sandwich's they offer. It's all I can do to stop myself going down there with a rubber!
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: loulou on August 07, 2006, 12:28:50 am

Quote from: smurfboy
blackboard


You have to say chalkboard now. Sometimes when I see a chalkboard outside of a pub I wish I had some chalk to change some of the menu about.

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 07, 2006, 02:11:12 am
I don't believe in political correctness. It always has been and always will be a blackboard.
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: oldspice on August 07, 2006, 10:03:25 am

 Most schools don't have blackboards nowadays, they have whiteboards or, if they're lucky, interactive whiteboards - and nobody objects to that.


Someone who once worked in our team interrupted me in mid conversation to tell me she objected to me calling my husband 'my husband'.


"What's wrong with that? We're married" I replied.


"You should call him your partner, not your husband. It's offensive to people without husbands".


"But, what if I said to you, you can't call your girlfriend (she was lesbian) 'your partner', you've got to call her 'your husband'. How would you feel?"


"She's not my husband" she spluttered "That would be very offensive to me".


"So why are you saying I can't call him my husband then? You call your partner what you want and I'll call my husband what I want and we're both happy. Right?"


"But I don't buy into the male-dominated, heterosexual marriage trap" She insisted.


Where do you go from there? She just could not see that my choices were as freely made as hers.

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: goldencup on August 07, 2006, 10:06:00 am

For once, words fail me.

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 07, 2006, 12:09:00 pm
I can think of two - silly bitch!
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: on August 07, 2006, 12:49:50 pm
Quote from: oldspice

If they think purses needs an apsotrophe, why not wallets? They are both plurals. I think it is the old misconception that a vowel and consonent must be separated by an apostrophe.


Did they wonder why you were taking a photo?



They were a bit confused.  My Mum was with me at the time and I said, out loud, "Tut, another flagrant misuse of the apostrophe".  The woman on the stand looked like I had just walked dog pooh on her carpet!


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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on August 30, 2006, 12:29:18 pm

Found today on the BBC news website; I was reading the story about the 3 yachtsmen who died off the Isle of Wight.


Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 30, 2006, 02:07:56 pm
This from the BBC? A disgrace!
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 30, 2006, 02:36:31 pm
so yuo want the BBC to waste more omeny on other stuped THING? 
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 30, 2006, 02:41:48 pm

WHAT?


Just how much do you think it 'costs' to change a mistake like that? Let me tell you, it takes about five minutes to do and even less time to upload. The designer doing it wouldn't be on more than £8 an hour. The 'huge cost' of this 'stupid' thing? About 80p.

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on August 30, 2006, 02:45:11 pm

Surely they are already paying editors who should pick up on stuff like this?

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on August 30, 2006, 02:46:59 pm

Actually they already changed it:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/5296980.stm


Phew.

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: Forth Bridges on August 30, 2006, 04:09:55 pm
what changdeed? 
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 30, 2006, 04:11:11 pm
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on August 30, 2006, 04:30:10 pm
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Post by: goldencup on August 30, 2006, 05:19:43 pm

 


Not apostrophes but spelling, our local Council have just started a massive recycling campaign with new bins etc and huge advertisements have appeared in the local papers asking people to contact the Town Hall if they haven't yet 'recieved' their recycling pack.  This was in letters about 2 cm high!

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: on August 30, 2006, 09:07:04 pm

Theirs nuthing wurse than pooher spelling.


Peepul reelay shood tri too bee moar egsacting in there standurdz.

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: robbie on August 31, 2006, 11:44:49 am
Judging by that pic, you urgently need to upgrade your camera phone. 
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 31, 2006, 01:36:53 pm
Nobody 'needs' to update their camera phone.
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: loulou on August 31, 2006, 03:55:54 pm
Next you will say I don't 'need' new shoes.
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 31, 2006, 03:57:45 pm
Well, that's different...
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: on August 31, 2006, 06:09:51 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
Nobody needs a camera phone.


Absolutely!


What next?


Phones with MP3 players? Teasmaids? Toasters?


A phone and just that. It is getting harder to find one that is just that.

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: smurfboy on August 31, 2006, 07:38:08 pm
That wasn't quite what I said but I see your point.
Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: goldencup on August 31, 2006, 09:52:41 pm

Quote from: loulou
Next you will say I don't 'need' new shoes.


To quote Alice from the Vicar of Dibley, "You don't need them, you want them and that's a very different thing young lady!" 

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: oldspice on August 31, 2006, 09:54:27 pm

 She's wonderful that Alice.


Do you remember when she announced: "Oh No, I can't be pregnant because the hampster didn't turn blue!"

Title: Flagrant misuse of the apostrophe
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on September 01, 2006, 09:36:55 am
I work with a woman who sounds just like Alice. She has a PhD and is a well respected linguistics teacher!